Who let the cats out?

[disciplineking]

Posted: 17 May 2016
Author: Hibari Kyoya

[The next post that appeared on the BBS was rather strange, if only for the person writing it. All that was posted was a picture of a very pissed looking teenager with shaggy black hair, a school uniform complete with a disciplinary band, a shinki name on his right cheek and...

were those cat ears?

Those were most definitely cat ears, and they looked like they were very real and attached to his head. Same with the shadow of a tail that seemed to be behind him.

Someone had stolen some food from the cursed fields, it seemed. All that was written below was one word, in very large letters.]

EXPLAIN.

Comments

[glazedonutholes]

Mister Kitty Kat!!!

(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))


[ Someone's excited. ]

Where did you get those ears?!!

[disciplineking]

[And this someone was not amused.]

Amazing. I ask someone to explain where these goddamn appendages come from, and they reply with 'Where did they come from?' Truly, intelligence of base creatures must be something to envy.

[oathkeeper]

explain what? looks like you got cute cat ears! how'd you get them?

[disciplineking]

I literally just asked that, so I guess its true little herbivores like you can't listen.

And don't call them cute.

[dioception]

Oh, would you look at that.

A positive trait!

[disciplineking]

Cat ears are not a positive trait, my strength is.

[secrowtary]

[Unfortunately, Hibiki knows as much as he does, if not less, even. Which doesn't quite mean he's not going to make a comment.]

I'm afraid I can't give you a proper explanation, but they do suit you.

[disciplineking]

A ridiculous folly is the fact they even remotely belong here. And if you aren't going to be helpful, get lost.

[erogappa]

KARMA

[disciplineking]

Then you better how it doesn't catch up to you and turn you into the disgusting cockroach you are. It would be a shame to see you stepped on.

[shockshot]

I've no idea but you look ADORABLE.

[She's going to get murdered isn't she.]

[disciplineking]

[Only if he finds out where she lives.]

That is not an explanation and I could kill you for such a ridiculous idea.

[galactically]

[good thing this is only text; Sheryl is laughing her ass off in real life]

your redeeming visual appeal ♥
you should definitely keep them

[disciplineking]

I DONT NEED VISUAL APPEAL. I DO NOT APPROVE OF THESE CAT EARS AND WANT THEM GONE IMMEDIATELY.

[toremainbehind]

How did that happen?

[disciplineking]

That's what I'm asking, idiot.

[papas_bunnydoll]

Meow?

[disciplineking]

Fuck off.

Accidental video

[small_reservations]

[He's just. Laughing at the picture.]

Haha, oh my god. Wait, can I even say that?

just gets a text back

[disciplineking]

I don't care if you've come back from the dead just to insult me, but now I can put a face to who I'm going to bite to death next.

Anon

[volksdaemon]

Well, you're a shinki, so it's possible that's a power of yours from before, isn't it?
To just suddenly grow a pair of cat ears and a tail?

so far past anon

[disciplineking]

I already know what my power is, and it wouldn't be something so damned useless.

[dappercat]

Despite my own appearance, I can assure mew that I had nothing to do with this.

[disciplineking]

Are you a cat?

[If so, he was very confused how you were typing.]

[wadoichimonji]

Yo kid, how you get that?

[disciplineking]

THAT IS WHAT I'M ASKING.

By request!

[onedrinkwithme]

[Oh sweet Halone is that...? CAT PERSON.]

Forgive the question but are you a miqo'te perchance?

im so happy

[disciplineking]

[Hibari had to stare at that message for a little bit.]

Am I a what?

[candyconsumption]

[ Oh that's funny, someone also has cat ears. He sends another snapshot of himself with his new addition. Only thing is, he actually likes it. ]

So it's not just me.

[disciplineking]

This curse has affected more than one person?

not here >>

[shadowrevenger]

[Oh good, Hibari found another god. Hopefully it's someone he'll be happier with. Ren spends all of three seconds being happy for him (or more like, for his safety) before he starts laughing at everything else.

He is nowhere near stupid enough to actually respond to this post, but you'd better believe he saved that picture of Hibari to his phone. Maybe he'll even make it Hibari's picture in his contacts...]

( TEXT ) skids in late

[nohomo]

lolol
looks like a weird cosplay thing

hello

[disciplineking]

It sounds like a two year old wrote this.