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Posted: 10 May 2016 20:35
From: Tajimamori

Wow, it feels depressing to have so many posts about people disappearing. But I guess I should tell you all... Battler's gone. I'm sorry to his friends, but I didn't revoke his name, and it's gone for sure.

Maybe he'll come back like Hisoka did, though! Don't give up hope.

Anyway, I don't want that to be all I say. So how about I introduce myself? I know there's a lot of new people here I haven't met yet! I'm Tajimamori, the god of sweets, but you can call me Tsuzuki. Or Asato if you like, ha ha ♥

I got here right around Valentine's Day this year, and I was a god of death for a long time before that. (Don't ask how long! I'm still a young man!) But if you've got questions I might be able to answer them. Or if you just want to tell me a little about yourself that's fine too.

Let's be friends!

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we seriously need to meet somewhere
it's been too long

[Too many people are losing their connections and it's not good]

Yeah, we do. Sorry, Sheryl, I've just been... well, you know. Kind of distracted.

Want to get lunch or something? Catch up?

that's okay, so was i... life has been distracting these days

ufufufu, does this mean you get to treat me? ☆

You bet. What kind of gentleman would I be if I made you pay??

Just don't pick a really expensive place, be kind to my poor wallet....

which is why earnest men like you are treasures (♡･ㅂ･)

let's go to the cat café! the one in Shinjuku!

Oh yeah, I thought I saw something like that on the network. There's a shinki working there, right?

Yeah, let's! That sounds like fun!

i think so...

right? you get to drink delicious mocha latté while cuddling with cats at the same time!

That's the best! For sure! Do they have desserts, too?

what kind of café doesn't sell desserts?? there is cake for 300 yen!

I wasn't sure! You know, with cats there, it could be some kind of rule... wow, that's a good price though!

Ok, Sheryl, you're on. When do you want to go?

you have to wash your hands and put all your things in a locker before you get escorted into the cat room! the drinks are also affordable

this weekend! maybe Friday? ^(=*-*=)^

Sure! I'll meet you at the cat cafe at one in the afternoon then?

sounds perfect! ☆ we have so many things to catch up on
did you know i now have two cats? they are super cute

Yeah, we do.

I saw that picture! On the grumpy guy's post? They are cute!

Edited 2016-11-01 01:08 (UTC)

Lily and Motoki are the best looking cats across all of Takamagahara!
his PSA needed a lot of pizzazz so i brought some (๑ↀᆺↀ๑)

They sure stole the show! Hey, I should introduce you to my cats one of these days.

you should, Mr. Tsuzuki! why didn't you tell me sooner??
did you find them at an empty plot of land that used to have temples like i did? oAo

Nah. Actually Slaine found them back when we were all cleaning up around the Heavens.

They're not mortal cats, they're nekomata. But they're pretty nice! You know, as long as they're treated well and stuff.

... those annoying talking cats?? the ones with two tails? (-.-);;

they gave me such a headache with their pointless chatter
like they're in some gossip corner making so much noise pollution

not to mention they made poor Slaine carry heavy urns for them like he's their slave or whatever!

Edited 2016-11-02 00:56 (UTC)

That's them!

They really aren't all that bad! It's kind of nice having all that chatter around the temple, you know. Although they kind of tear up my garden when they really get into playing....

no, they are proof that certain cute things have more appeal whey they don't speak =O=

... Lily and Motoki chew on the flowers sometimes, but they don't make a huge mess like yours seem to!

Maybe it'd be a better idea for you not to hang around them too much?

They get kind of mad if you yell at them.

[These aren't the kind of pets you discipline. They're the kind of pets that make you regret even thinking about it.]

but how will they know they're doing something bad?
in that case, you yell at them!

[missing the point]

Except they think me yelling at them is me doing something bad.

Then they scratch me.

That stings.

ノ￣□￣)ノ then hire one of those animal whisperers!!
show those amateur cats who is the boss when you put them in their place!!

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