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[sweetdeath]

Posted: 10 May 2016 20:35
From: Tajimamori


Wow, it feels depressing to have so many posts about people disappearing. But I guess I should tell you all... Battler's gone. I'm sorry to his friends, but I didn't revoke his name, and it's gone for sure.

Maybe he'll come back like Hisoka did, though! Don't give up hope.

Anyway, I don't want that to be all I say. So how about I introduce myself? I know there's a lot of new people here I haven't met yet! I'm Tajimamori, the god of sweets, but you can call me Tsuzuki. Or Asato if you like, ha ha ♥

I got here right around Valentine's Day this year, and I was a god of death for a long time before that. (Don't ask how long! I'm still a young man!) But if you've got questions I might be able to answer them. Or if you just want to tell me a little about yourself that's fine too.

Let's be friends!

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[sweetdeath]

Nah. Actually Slaine found them back when we were all cleaning up around the Heavens.

They're not mortal cats, they're nekomata. But they're pretty nice! You know, as long as they're treated well and stuff.

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[galactically]

... those annoying talking cats?? the ones with two tails? (-.-);;

they gave me such a headache with their pointless chatter
like they're in some gossip corner making so much noise pollution

not to mention they made poor Slaine carry heavy urns for them like he's their slave or whatever!

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[sweetdeath]

That's them!

They really aren't all that bad! It's kind of nice having all that chatter around the temple, you know. Although they kind of tear up my garden when they really get into playing....

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[galactically]

no, they are proof that certain cute things have more appeal whey they don't speak =O=

... Lily and Motoki chew on the flowers sometimes, but they don't make a huge mess like yours seem to!

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[sweetdeath]

Maybe it'd be a better idea for you not to hang around them too much?

They get kind of mad if you yell at them.

[These aren't the kind of pets you discipline. They're the kind of pets that make you regret even thinking about it.]

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[galactically]

but how will they know they're doing something bad?
in that case, you yell at them!

[missing the point]

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[sweetdeath]

Except they think me yelling at them is me doing something bad.

Then they scratch me.

That stings.

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[galactically]

ノ￣□￣)ノ then hire one of those animal whisperers!!
show those amateur cats who is the boss when you put them in their place!!

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[sweetdeath]

uh

i'll think about it!

[Chances of the bakeneko remaining the bosses in Tsuzuki's household: 100%.]

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[galactically]

what? don't just think about it! do it!!

[Tsuzuki is supposed to be the boss of his temple, not the two-tailed cats]

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[sweetdeath]

I don't think people like that make house calls for talking cats, though!

[Tsuzuki's never been the boss of anything. This is a bad track record for a newly-minted actual deity.]

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[galactically]

i know a girl who can talk to animals
her name is Hiyoko

she can talk to bears and make them do things like take selfies with her!

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[sweetdeath]

Oh, her?

Okay, I think she could probably whip the cats into line. She did beat up that bear. They're really not that bad though! Like I said, I like having them around.

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[galactically]

but they're naughty cats who scratch handsome men =O=
a little discipline can't hurt

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[sweetdeath]

I'll see if she wants to meet them, anyway!

Thanks, Sheryl, that's a good idea.

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[galactically]

no problem at all. i'm a woman filled with good ideas ☆

let me know how it goes

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[sweetdeath]

I'll give you the lowdown on Friday!