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[sweetdeath]

Posted: 10 May 2016 20:35
From: Tajimamori


Wow, it feels depressing to have so many posts about people disappearing. But I guess I should tell you all... Battler's gone. I'm sorry to his friends, but I didn't revoke his name, and it's gone for sure.

Maybe he'll come back like Hisoka did, though! Don't give up hope.

Anyway, I don't want that to be all I say. So how about I introduce myself? I know there's a lot of new people here I haven't met yet! I'm Tajimamori, the god of sweets, but you can call me Tsuzuki. Or Asato if you like, ha ha ♥

I got here right around Valentine's Day this year, and I was a god of death for a long time before that. (Don't ask how long! I'm still a young man!) But if you've got questions I might be able to answer them. Or if you just want to tell me a little about yourself that's fine too.

Let's be friends!

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[sweetdeath]

Maybe it'd be a better idea for you not to hang around them too much?

They get kind of mad if you yell at them.

[These aren't the kind of pets you discipline. They're the kind of pets that make you regret even thinking about it.]

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[galactically]

but how will they know they're doing something bad?
in that case, you yell at them!

[missing the point]

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[sweetdeath]

Except they think me yelling at them is me doing something bad.

Then they scratch me.

That stings.

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[galactically]

ノ￣□￣)ノ then hire one of those animal whisperers!!
show those amateur cats who is the boss when you put them in their place!!

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[sweetdeath]

uh

i'll think about it!

[Chances of the bakeneko remaining the bosses in Tsuzuki's household: 100%.]

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[galactically]

what? don't just think about it! do it!!

[Tsuzuki is supposed to be the boss of his temple, not the two-tailed cats]

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[sweetdeath]

I don't think people like that make house calls for talking cats, though!

[Tsuzuki's never been the boss of anything. This is a bad track record for a newly-minted actual deity.]

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[galactically]

i know a girl who can talk to animals
her name is Hiyoko

she can talk to bears and make them do things like take selfies with her!

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[sweetdeath]

Oh, her?

Okay, I think she could probably whip the cats into line. She did beat up that bear. They're really not that bad though! Like I said, I like having them around.

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[galactically]

but they're naughty cats who scratch handsome men =O=
a little discipline can't hurt

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[sweetdeath]

I'll see if she wants to meet them, anyway!

Thanks, Sheryl, that's a good idea.

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[galactically]

no problem at all. i'm a woman filled with good ideas ☆

let me know how it goes

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[sweetdeath]

I'll give you the lowdown on Friday!