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[ittenbari]

Posted: May 1
From: Sakon Shima

Look I'm writing on the thing! Oh hey it's fixing the words so they look right.

Okay so I was watching videos (they're called videos) on the thing

oh Nagisa says the thing is called a phone

So I was watching videos on the phone and there was this guy eating peppers on a bet and I could do that!

How many ghost peppers do you think I can eat? I'm already dead so it can't kill me, so how many? Leave bets here.

Does that work?

Anyway bet money and the closest guess wins it all! If I eat more than the highest guess and I don't die again, I win it all!

Leave money at Azeban's temple. This will work, right? I'm still working on it.

Comments

[birdstheword]

[It's hard to say if this is brave or dumb. But she isn't going to rain on his parade.]

Oh wow! QUESTION!
Even if you get through it, you're going to have a super upset stomach! You might end up on the toilet for days! Are you okay with that? That doesn't sound fun at all!

[ittenbari]

[Both. It's both.]

That's probably right, huh? But I won't know until I try! Nothing ventured, nothing gained, right?

[kissthegoddamncook]

Don't do something stupid.

[ittenbari]

Why not? It sounds like fun!

[jooeyecandy]

you gotta be shitting me who'd want to take that bet?
sides youre looking at getting something worse then dead of have you ever eat those things befroe
better yet have a pepper kimchi and chase it with chili water good stuff clreas out headcolds fast

[ittenbari]

I guess I could do that, but that's not what they do in the videos.

And it can't be worse than being dead, right? Since I'm dead right now and it doesn't seem bad at all.

[bighand]

What is a ghost pepper?

Is this pepper eating a test of strength? ??

[ittenbari]

It's a super strong pepper! So eating means you're super strong, too! Or something like that! Maybe it just gets lots of people to watch your videos on the phone!

[herbalsupplements]

[Have these people no sense of adventure? Of opportunism?]

Does someone other than yourself collect the money only if you die again, or does giving up also count?

[ittenbari]

[He's got a lot of both, but it's common sense that he's lacking.]

Giving up counts! If I can't eat any more, it's over! I probably won't die. No one in the videos dies.

[hontobakabaka]

Really? Are ghost peppers all there are at this time. I was told the scorpion peppers were the real challenge, but it all seemed so stupid to me.

Are you putting them in anything, or just eating them?

[ittenbari]

Scorpion peppers? What's a scorpion pepper? Where do you get those? I could eat those next. I'll probably just eat them. I can't really cook and I don't think Nagisa can cook, either.

[flagitate]

One.

[ thanks katniss ]

[ittenbari]

There's our first guess! I'll write you down for one!

Action because obv Nagisa's there

[shortnsweet]

[ Nagisa's already searching where they can order these peppers from, in case they can't locate them locally. ]

Hey and if we record it and post it online, we could make even more money just from people watching it.

[ittenbari]

Really? Do you think we could do that?

[It's taking 100% of Sakon's brainpower to type responses to all the comments he's getting, so it takes a second for that to sink in.]

How do we get the money? Through the phone?

[It really is magic.]

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[slantedcross]

How's the market look? I'm not laying down any money until I see some odds.

[ittenbari]

Don't have enough bets in to really call the odds yet, but most people aren't betting too high.

[dragon_blossom]

Ghost pepper??? Because it makes you into a ghost when you eat it it's so hot??????

[ittenbari]

I don't really know where the name comes from, but I'm already a ghost, right?

[punchpass]

[Goddammit this idiot again.]

Please don't eat ghost peppers. They are very bad for you.

And whatever you do, do not drink water after eating them.

[ittenbari]

What? Why shouldn't I drink water?

[ephydriade]

... half of one.

[shortnsweet]

oh come on haru-chan, he can do better than that!

[ so what if they haven't officially 'met' here, Nagisa's using your first name. ]

[tsuku]

Two?

You're supposed be making money off of followers though, not gods and shinki. It might not count, unless your god needs money.

[ittenbari]

Doesn't everyone need money?

And it's not like we're poor or anything. It's just for fun!

[thekillerwhale]

[So this is Nagisa's shinki...]



I don't think this is a good idea. Even if you can't die again, can't you get really sick?

[ittenbari]

Maybe, but that's why it's a gamble, right?