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[deniles]

Posted: May 1st, 12:00 pm
By: Anonymous

Hello,

I'm doing free fortune telling today.

Please tell me your name and birthday, and I'll tell you what's going to happen to you this month.

[This is another Niles bullshitting post so this will not come true. I mean unless you want it to, then Niles will laugh.]

Comments

[deniles]

Wow. I never heard so much bullshit in 6 words.

[volksdaemon]

That just means you're human, so your opinion on it doesn't matter. :D

[deniles]

Oh, aren't you just the classiest?

[volksdaemon]

Class is for those who can't afford to publicly admit to being the assholes they already are.

[deniles]

And yet. You're not being very public about it, 'anonymous'.

[volksdaemon]

Is that really the hill you wanna die on? Care to look in the mirror?

[deniles]

Boy, do I have a surprise for you

Seeing as we're, you know...

dead already.

[volksdaemon]

[ Okay so this anon is a shinki. Duly noted. ]

Nice. Come up with that one on your own? I'm surprised you come from one of those cultures that even believes this is an afterlife.

[deniles]

I'm surprised you think that matters or not. Maybe I'm simply bullshitting you entirely.

[volksdaemon]

You won't be the first and certainly won't be the last. Still feel special?

[deniles]

You are spending time with me. So no. I don't.

[volksdaemon]

You might be surprised to learn that of all people I am one who appreciates honesty. So good luck losing my interest any time soon.

[deniles]

Oh wow, congratulations. You must feel so proud about your ability to appreciate honesty.

[volksdaemon]

You know I actually do. People say they want honesty but only when it flatters them.

[deniles]

Do you need a pat on the back for that?

[volksdaemon]

Congratulations, a pat on the back... it seems to me like you're the needy one here.

[deniles]

Hey, you talked to me first. One of us is more needy than the other.

[volksdaemon]

You posted to a public network and I'm the needy one for responding? Sorry, doesn't fly with me.

[deniles]

It doesn't matter whether it flys with your or not, it's just facts.

[volksdaemon]

I see you're one of those people for whom 'facts' is a flexible term. That's nice.

[deniles]

I prefer the term fake news.

See I wasn't gonna go there because '90s anime but ;)

[volksdaemon]

I like that. Gonna start using that. Sounds like a conspiracy theory sort of thing - like someone expecting the secret spy networks to shut down all the UFO stories out there until they can finish interrogating the aliens kinda thing.

niles created the term fake news.

[deniles]

That's probably what's happening right now. I can see it.

apparently

[volksdaemon]

Another premonition, huh?

i'll be sad when we stop this cr

[deniles]

Oh, I have many of those.