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[deniles]

Posted: May 1st, 12:00 pm
By: Anonymous

Hello,

I'm doing free fortune telling today.

Please tell me your name and birthday, and I'll tell you what's going to happen to you this month.

[This is another Niles bullshitting post so this will not come true. I mean unless you want it to, then Niles will laugh.]

Comments

[volksdaemon]

You might be surprised to learn that of all people I am one who appreciates honesty. So good luck losing my interest any time soon.

[deniles]

Oh wow, congratulations. You must feel so proud about your ability to appreciate honesty.

[volksdaemon]

You know I actually do. People say they want honesty but only when it flatters them.

[deniles]

Do you need a pat on the back for that?

[volksdaemon]

Congratulations, a pat on the back... it seems to me like you're the needy one here.

[deniles]

Hey, you talked to me first. One of us is more needy than the other.

[volksdaemon]

You posted to a public network and I'm the needy one for responding? Sorry, doesn't fly with me.

[deniles]

It doesn't matter whether it flys with your or not, it's just facts.

[volksdaemon]

I see you're one of those people for whom 'facts' is a flexible term. That's nice.

[deniles]

I prefer the term fake news.

See I wasn't gonna go there because '90s anime but ;)

[volksdaemon]

I like that. Gonna start using that. Sounds like a conspiracy theory sort of thing - like someone expecting the secret spy networks to shut down all the UFO stories out there until they can finish interrogating the aliens kinda thing.

niles created the term fake news.

[deniles]

That's probably what's happening right now. I can see it.

apparently

[volksdaemon]

Another premonition, huh?

i'll be sad when we stop this cr

[deniles]

Oh, I have many of those.

Re: i'll be sad when we stop this cr

[volksdaemon]

It's a wonder you don't run the world with how much you know about the future.

[deniles]

That would bring too much attention to me.

[volksdaemon]

Silly me, mistaking you for an attention whore.

[deniles]

I'm more of an attention slut, really.

[volksdaemon]

There's a difference? Come on now, don't play like that.

[deniles]

Sluts do it for free. I don't need money for attention.

[volksdaemon]

Okay so fortune teller, attention slut, regular kind of slut, fake news, premeditation of murder, arguing with anonymous strangers on a message board ... you're quite the catch, bet you've got people banging down your door every night.

[deniles]

Forget my door, I've got people banging me every night.

[volksdaemon]

[He totally walked into that one. Not that he'll ever admit it.]

If that were true you wouldn't be begging for money. Oh right, we already established you're a shit fortune teller.

[deniles]

That's not true. I absolutely predicted you calling me a shit fortune teller.

[volksdaemon]

That's only because EVERYONE should be calling you a shit fortune teller.