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[deniles]

Posted: May 1st, 12:00 pm
By: Anonymous

Hello,

I'm doing free fortune telling today.

Please tell me your name and birthday, and I'll tell you what's going to happen to you this month.

[This is another Niles bullshitting post so this will not come true. I mean unless you want it to, then Niles will laugh.]

Comments

[volksdaemon]

[He totally walked into that one. Not that he'll ever admit it.]

If that were true you wouldn't be begging for money. Oh right, we already established you're a shit fortune teller.

[deniles]

That's not true. I absolutely predicted you calling me a shit fortune teller.

[volksdaemon]

That's only because EVERYONE should be calling you a shit fortune teller.

[deniles]

I even predicted that.

[volksdaemon]

Doesn't count if you don't mention that before I say something, idiot.

[deniles]

I did, you just didn't see it.

[volksdaemon]

Famous last words of a snake oil salesman at work.

[deniles]

Prove that I didn't, though.

[volksdaemon]

I have my ways of knowing.

[deniles]

Is it you being full of shit?

[volksdaemon]

You *wish*. If I am good at even one thing, it's finding things out people would rather keep hidden.

[deniles]

So full of shit. Got it.

[volksdaemon]

Excuse you, I never lie. The truth is too much fun.

[deniles]

And there you go still being full of shit.

[volksdaemon]

If you really want to go there we can play the Pick A Number game.

[deniles]

Alright. Let's see.

Picked one.

[He didn't. Instead, enjoy a pornographic video.]

[volksdaemon]

If you were going for 69, try a different position, asshole.

[deniles]

Oh, like this?

[There's the 69.]