Heaven's BBS | Text

[deniles]

Posted: 22 April 2016
From: Anonymous

Are you bored?

Me too. Let's have some fun.

I'd like to say I'm somewhat of a relationship expert, so I'd like to answer all your relationship problems.

Why? Boredom mostly. I'm giving you guys a gift so don't waste it.

Well. Send them in. And if you need a name, call me Relationship Guru.

[ooc: Niles will be giving intentionally bad advice because he's still an asshole at heart, so just keep that in mind!]

Comments

[deniles]

That means nothing. People who are loved are not always happy. It's presumptuous to say that.

[jocularly]

I kin say she is happy with her people. She seems ta take great pride in ruling her empire.

[deniles]

Is that your opinion? Or fact?

[jocularly]

I'm not her, so the first?

[deniles]

So you've chosen to make an assumption about a person's happiness for the sake of a story.

Intriguing. I already like you.

[jocularly]

For the sake of my country more so. I don't need a pretty story. [Actually...he needs all the happy stories.]

Do ye even know me?

[deniles]

I don't. And should I?

[jocularly]

Before ye jump to conclusions, it's polite to know a little first.

[deniles]

Fortunately, I'm not polite.