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[deniles]

Posted: 22 April 2016
From: Anonymous

Are you bored?

Me too. Let's have some fun.

I'd like to say I'm somewhat of a relationship expert, so I'd like to answer all your relationship problems.

Why? Boredom mostly. I'm giving you guys a gift so don't waste it.

Well. Send them in. And if you need a name, call me Relationship Guru.

[ooc: Niles will be giving intentionally bad advice because he's still an asshole at heart, so just keep that in mind!]

Comments

[fail anon on purpose]

[pachintoki]

[after reading a lot of the replies, Gintoki has a bit of an inkling as to who this anonymous might be. Maybe it was the idea of teaching sex ed again, but he's pretty sure he knows.]


i cant stop thinking about someone i met recently.

[still anon nice try]

[deniles]

Then I suggest you make a romantic move.

Message them asking them for a date.

Or sex. Whatever your preference is.

[pachintoki]

i just wanna stop thinking about them.

[deniles]

Sorry, can't help with that. I deal with relationships, not loneliness.

[pachintoki]

its not that at all

i only wanna stop thinking about them because theyre an asshole. do you know anyone like that?

[deniles]

Nope.

And maybe they aren't an asshole. Maybe you just like them too much.

[pachintoki]

oh

thats a new idea i never thought of it. maybe i do just like them so much. ever since that time at the school. youre just so good at this, anon.

[deniles]

That's the spirit. Just message them and tell them how much you want them right now.