Heaven's BBS | Text

[deniles]

Posted: 22 April 2016
From: Anonymous

Are you bored?

Me too. Let's have some fun.

I'd like to say I'm somewhat of a relationship expert, so I'd like to answer all your relationship problems.

Why? Boredom mostly. I'm giving you guys a gift so don't waste it.

Well. Send them in. And if you need a name, call me Relationship Guru.

[ooc: Niles will be giving intentionally bad advice because he's still an asshole at heart, so just keep that in mind!]

Comments

[fail anon]

[saikusu]

[Saïx meant to put it anon, but he doesn't realize it posted under his name until it's too late.]

I'm having difficulty getting along with my god's first shinki. He has a stony demeanor and communicating with him has proven challenging. Do you have any advice for getting on his good side?

[anon]

[deniles]

[Well, what to say. If he says something rude that gives him away, all the fun of this will be over and he's sure to get scolded again by someone.

But he has no interest in getting along with anyone else. He can't even get along with his god.]

For starters, don't force the conversation at all. If he doesn't want to talk, don't talk to him.

Wait until he seems more interested in talking and then go from there.

However, there may be other issues you aren't aware of. Unless you want to problem solve, just keep to yourself as much as possible.

[no point in going anon now]

[saikusu]

I have been keeping to myself. It seems like the prospect of an amicable relationship with the other person who serves my god and lives under the same roof as me is hopeless, if I'm just to avoid talking to him.

[YOU'RE STUCK NOW]

[deniles]

You didn't even listen. I said wait until he's more interested.

Not never talk to him.

Do you know what he's got going on? No? Then don't bother him.

[DAMMIT]

[saikusu]

He doesn't seem like the type that will ever be more interested when the last and only conversation we've had ended the way it did.

I have some idea of what's going on from the brief conversation we had, but no, I don't know much more than that. He hasn't made any more of it my business and I wouldn't ask our god to betray the trust that they have by discussing it with him.

[MWAHAHAHA]

[deniles]

You aren't even listening to me, are you?

Listen or just ignore it. And don't waste my time.

[saikusu]

I am listening to you, are you listening to me?

[deniles]

Sorry, who are you?

[saikusu]

I don't have time for this idiocy. Farewell.