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Heaven's BBS | Text
Posted: 22 April 2016
From: Anonymous
Are you bored?
Me too. Let's have some fun.
I'd like to say I'm somewhat of a relationship expert, so I'd like to answer all your relationship problems.
Why? Boredom mostly. I'm giving you guys a gift so don't waste it.
Well. Send them in. And if you need a name, call me Relationship Guru.
[ooc: Niles will be giving intentionally bad advice because he's still an asshole at heart, so just keep that in mind!]
From: Anonymous
Are you bored?
Me too. Let's have some fun.
I'd like to say I'm somewhat of a relationship expert, so I'd like to answer all your relationship problems.
Why? Boredom mostly. I'm giving you guys a gift so don't waste it.
Well. Send them in. And if you need a name, call me Relationship Guru.
[ooc: Niles will be giving intentionally bad advice because he's still an asshole at heart, so just keep that in mind!]
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or i probably have anyway
but this
this is some transcendentally shitty advicemongering
you just got fireworks for your hot date to enjoy and then accidentally blew said date to kingdom come cause you just realised you actually had no fucking idea what you were doing the whole time
or got your cute romcom meetup happening sharing some sweet gift chocolates and then your date drops dead because it turned out they were allergic to nuts the whole time and you didnt check the box
point is im torn between wanting to see how many people you manage to fuck over out of morbid curiosity and just hanging my jaw at either the spectacular incompetence or spectacular douchebaggery happening here
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not getting any further into that for the benefit of anyone more literate than you and also the sanctity of my own mind
but you might want to get it checked out if words that arent yours inspire sudden illiteracy because im pretty sure that constitutes a chronic case of shitheadia gloriosa
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Too long, didn't care to read, please don't try again.
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because youre pretty clearly embracing it so might as well make the announcement public
own that shit like a fine coat so everyone can recognise you by it
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A shame, really.
Like your horrible color choice and font choice and your entire lifestyle choice.
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someone like you questioning my lifestyle choices is probably a pretty good sign im doing fine anyway so you know
thanks for alleviating my existential concerns there
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Good luck with that, though.
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good luck satisfying your various deep gnawing lacks by trolling random people who dont know any better
[He doesn't remember why, but he remembers he seriously doesn't like malicious trolling.]
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I will. I already have.