Heaven's BBS | Text

[deniles]

Posted: 22 April 2016
From: Anonymous

Are you bored?

Me too. Let's have some fun.

I'd like to say I'm somewhat of a relationship expert, so I'd like to answer all your relationship problems.

Why? Boredom mostly. I'm giving you guys a gift so don't waste it.

Well. Send them in. And if you need a name, call me Relationship Guru.

[ooc: Niles will be giving intentionally bad advice because he's still an asshole at heart, so just keep that in mind!]

Comments

[Anon Text]

[deniles]

No one asked you for your opinion. You just chose not to listen to me, that's your own fault.

[lighthousekeeper]

No one is stopping me from giving it either.

AND DON'T BE MEAN TO KIDS! [Seeing as the original anon doesn't know about adult things, Ion's in big-sis mode.]

[deniles]

I'm helping them.

You're scaring them.

[lighthousekeeper]

It's scary that you're teaching sex ed to someone you don't know!

[deniles]

Wouldn't it be weirder if it was someone you knew?

Having to think about them having sexual intercourse.

[lighthousekeeper]

No because then I would know how handle the talk. You're making this really creepy!

[deniles]

You know, you're being especially rude about this. Is that so necessary?