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[godsoffortune]

Posted: 21 April 2016 22:00
From: Amaterasu

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It seems strange that I should only come to you all when things are rough, but that appears to be my sole duty as of late.

I must start this message by apologizing for the behaviors of my brother. His actions were unwarranted and chaotic and I should have seen something like this coming from him. I'm embarrassed to say that we had no idea of what he was scheming, and for all the loss of life and the damages I am truly, greatly sorry.

That said, it pleases us to no end that so many of you new gods and shinki have worked so hard to protect our home and to clean up after the disaster that befell us. We are truly grateful to have good souls like you here with us. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

Know that we do not plan to punish the other party involved in the destruction that has happened here. We had detained him and are keeping him under close watch for your safety as well as his own. Please understand that we have made the best choice that we can.

Again, we apologize for what has happened and we hope to be able to curb anything like this from ever happening again.

Thank you.

☼ Amaterasu ☼

Comments

this is just going to be a thing for a while

[shadowrevenger]

you can do that without threatening her. or anyone else for that matter. you just did it in that first sentence right there. ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭

you can try but i'm staying over here out of reach so good luck~

["Out of reach" being only a few feet away. Granted, staying out of reach also means not grabbing his phone back...it's just a sacrifice that will have to be made for now.]

just assume they have each others phones

[disciplineking]

i will break your legs and feed you to an ayakashi

[shadowrevenger]

if you fed me to it you wouldn't get to have any fun fighting and destroying it~

[disciplineking]

ill take that in exchange for me not having to have you smile across the room at me. i can find a way to kill you with only one functioning arm

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[shadowrevenger]

[Sorry, he's going to have to answer this one out loud. While he. also types something out on the phone in his hands.]

Feeding me to an ayakashi isn't going to make me stop smiling, you know. Being in that kind of danger is thrilling.

[Especially now that he knows that he'd actually stand a chance of getting out of it.]

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[shadowrevenger]

maybe if you smiled more you'd appreciate them more

i guess i can try to stop while you're hurt though

[disciplineking]

[The verbal comment just earned Ren the worlds deadliest glare and the nearest pillow/cushion thrown at his face. And then he just picked up Ren's phone again to reply.]

i never smile and if you ask me that again im getting up from here and strangling you
see how much you like that

[shadowrevenger]

[Ren flings his hands up...just in time to catch the pillow on its way down after it hits him smack in the face. Very convenient, because it gives him something to hide behind while he tries not to laugh too much about Hibari throwing a pillow at him.

He's composed himself by the time he sets the pillow in his lap, only to have to slap his hand over his mouth so Hibari can't see him smiling at his comment.]

that comment is pretty funny with my name attached to it

it's like something i would have said in a bad mood two years ago

[disciplineking]

[Well the pillow did hit, but it wasn't very satisfactory with how he could just TELL Ren was laughing at him.]

Does it look like i care

[shadowrevenger]

does it look like i care that you don't care

[Actually...yes, it probably does, if looking wistful about it makes him look like he cares.]

[disciplineking]

the next thing i throw will be a knife

[Never mind he doesn't actually have one but if he believes in himself...]

[shadowrevenger]

i can dodge those!

[which is probably hard to believe considering the masterful show of dodging he just displayed, but living with Asaka and her throwing knives absolutely meant learning to dodge them too.

And he's going to do that silly thing of also just talking out loud to the other person in the room again:]

If you want to throw something at me that might hurt, I can show you how to throw cards? I think you'd be good at it.

[disciplineking]

[He gave Ren a look that pretty much said he'd rather break his arm again then learn how to throw cards. So he just maintained that eye contact, picked up the phone, and typed.]

can you dodge my fist

[shadowrevenger]

[Sad day. But he can recognize a hopeless cause when he sees one, so he raises a hand and waves it in surrender.]

we both know the answer to that

can i have my phone back now

[disciplineking]

[Now is the point where he will be throwing the phone at Ren's head. At least Amatarasu won't have to deal with his shit anymore.]