HEAVEN'S BBS [JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION EDITION]

[piphilologize]

[ It's three in the morning. Do you know where your resident sociopath mathematician is at? ]

Posted: 19 Apr 2016 03:14:15
From: SUSANOO
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ATTENTION ALL INSIGNIFICANT DIGITS!

SOME OVERPOWERING HERO CAN APPEAR HERE TO OPPOSE AYAKASHI!

SOH CAH TOA!

Countless iterations have led to a final solution for ayakashi! Only by applying my transform can these sons of digits be made zetta uninterested in mortals! They're the perfect intersection of beauty and perfection.

Tick tock, you factoring hectopascals, the time is at hand. At t = 43200, I'm going to show you my work.

It's x4 a change! BOW BEFORE SUSANO'O! FAILURES WILL BE ERASED!

Attached: crunch.png, add.png, it.png, to.png, the.png, heap.png

[ The attachments are all of a particularly manic-looking, shirtless, and singed Minamimoto making a variety of rude gestures. (And, in the last one, a duck face.) Notably, he's surrounded by a number of black and white ayakashi, including a particularly large dragon-like creature, and they seem to be paying little mind to him. ]

Comments

[6:45 am the following morning]

[reformedsinner]

What familiar-looking creatures!

You must have been working on them for a while.

[piphilologize]

Some son of a digit motherfactor jacked Ayakashi 1.0 before I was ready to release. You'd better believe 2.0 has been in the works a zetta long time.

[5:17 AM]

[leggierissimo]

Fascinating.

I suppose this is why you've been silent, then? And here I'd thought you'd left for good.

[piphilologize]

Sup, Composer. You should have known I'd |never| quit that easy.

Like it?

[moonfang]

that was way too much math talk

[piphilologize]

Only for a stupid radian.

[9:57am]

[slantedcross]

Where do you get your liquor? Because I'm clearly not going to the right place.

[piphilologize]

My posts are all natural numbers!

[chainbroke]

Are you alright?

[piphilologize]

Alright? I'm (amazing)x10⁹⁹!

[nailed_navigation]

Ah... I was getting worried when Viina stopped getting random texts from you.

[piphilologize]

Soooooo zetta sorry. She'll get more than that next.

[noli_oblivisci]

[.........................This is a lot to 'translate'. However, when she looked at the pictures]


So...you've done something to ayakashi to make them ignore certain targets?

[piphilologize]

Zetta duh! They'll avoid the mortals!

[oathkeeper]

what the heck is all this about?

[piphilologize]

i = BIG DAMN HERO
My ayakashi won't attack mortals.

[commoncurtissy]

What acute post. I don't really understand your angle since it seems quite irrational, but thank you for giving us this sine. Unfortunately, the obtuse won't understand the solution to this equation.

[piphilologize]

Zetta smooth, newbie. I dig the style.

u = shinki or god?

[missingache]

You're insane.

[piphilologize]

Yeah, zetta fun, ain't it?

[freestyle_chrysalis]

Are you going to be kicked out of heaven for having 2 > infractions?



[Okay Rei- I am your mun and that was too embarrassing to even write.]

[piphilologize]

Attachment: utried.jpg

[miraculo]

((((；゜Д゜))) you made the ayakashi not go after mortals....???


THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY AMAZING （。＞ω＜）。

[ Eh, him putting these ayakashi to attack the heavens isn't good but to make 'em not go after mortals is good and oh no now she is confused. ]

HOW how how??

[piphilologize]

With perfection and beauty! I applied an imaginary transform to create the ultimate ayakashi!

[6:37 AM]

[koukai_kirai]

[Yikes.]

[Okay, so a good 60% of that didn't make any sense to him at all, and a further 30% or so just makes him actively concerned about this guy's grip on... pretty much anything. (What's with the stupid pictures?) The 10% he does get is "something, something, I made the ayakashi uninterested in mortals, going to show you, more crazy talk," which at least makes it sound like the guy is well-intentioned enough, but... still doesn't convince Hijikata much as far as his sanity goes.]

[He guesses the afterlife is a lot like life, after all. Specifically in that people are still noisy nuisances who need babysitting half the time.]

What did you do to them specifically?

And where are you planning on "showing" us?

[piphilologize]

Do the math! I've given you everything you need to solve for the spatial and temporal coordinates!

[1/3]

[birdstheword]

SUSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-KUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

[2/???] i lied

[birdstheword]

do you really know what a hero is? i dont think you do!