HEAVEN'S BBS [JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION EDITION]

[piphilologize]

[ It's three in the morning. Do you know where your resident sociopath mathematician is at? ]

Posted: 19 Apr 2016 03:14:15
From: SUSANOO
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ATTENTION ALL INSIGNIFICANT DIGITS!

SOME OVERPOWERING HERO CAN APPEAR HERE TO OPPOSE AYAKASHI!

SOH CAH TOA!

Countless iterations have led to a final solution for ayakashi! Only by applying my transform can these sons of digits be made zetta uninterested in mortals! They're the perfect intersection of beauty and perfection.

Tick tock, you factoring hectopascals, the time is at hand. At t = 43200, I'm going to show you my work.

It's x4 a change! BOW BEFORE SUSANO'O! FAILURES WILL BE ERASED!

Attached: crunch.png, add.png, it.png, to.png, the.png, heap.png

[ The attachments are all of a particularly manic-looking, shirtless, and singed Minamimoto making a variety of rude gestures. (And, in the last one, a duck face.) Notably, he's surrounded by a number of black and white ayakashi, including a particularly large dragon-like creature, and they seem to be paying little mind to him. ]

Comments

[noli_oblivisci]

[.........................This is a lot to 'translate'. However, when she looked at the pictures]


So...you've done something to ayakashi to make them ignore certain targets?

[piphilologize]

Zetta duh! They'll avoid the mortals!

[noli_oblivisci]

Really?

How'd you manage to 'transform' that exactly?

[piphilologize]

THE POWER OF TABOO PSYCHOANIMATION!

And a few months of working the proof.

[noli_oblivisci]

Sorry, do you mind elaborating on what you mean by psychoanimation?

I don't think I've heard of anything like that before. At least in terms of the ayakashi.

[piphilologize]

Advanced math courtesy of yours truly. I'll publish my proof if you want to see.

[noli_oblivisci]

Sure.

I'd love to see it, if you don't mind.

[piphilologize]

u + i @ 15:14 tomorrow? I'll lay it all out.

[noli_oblivisci]

Okay, then. I'll be there. Around where?

And does t also = around 15:14?

[piphilologize]

Meeting Hall. You won't be able to miss me.

Do the math.