HEAVEN'S BBS [JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION EDITION]

[piphilologize]

[ It's three in the morning. Do you know where your resident sociopath mathematician is at? ]

Posted: 19 Apr 2016 03:14:15
From: SUSANOO
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ATTENTION ALL INSIGNIFICANT DIGITS!

SOME OVERPOWERING HERO CAN APPEAR HERE TO OPPOSE AYAKASHI!

SOH CAH TOA!

Countless iterations have led to a final solution for ayakashi! Only by applying my transform can these sons of digits be made zetta uninterested in mortals! They're the perfect intersection of beauty and perfection.

Tick tock, you factoring hectopascals, the time is at hand. At t = 43200, I'm going to show you my work.

It's x4 a change! BOW BEFORE SUSANO'O! FAILURES WILL BE ERASED!

Attached: crunch.png, add.png, it.png, to.png, the.png, heap.png

[ The attachments are all of a particularly manic-looking, shirtless, and singed Minamimoto making a variety of rude gestures. (And, in the last one, a duck face.) Notably, he's surrounded by a number of black and white ayakashi, including a particularly large dragon-like creature, and they seem to be paying little mind to him. ]

Comments

[piphilologize]

My posts are all natural numbers!

[slantedcross]

Which doesn't subtract from the fact that you are, in addition to out of your mind, dividing people's attention from better pursuits.

This is why I was an art teacher, I suppose... couldn't find a multiplication pun.

[piphilologize]

Heh heh heh.

SO ZETTA CLOSE, but then you went asymptotic.

[slantedcross]

I'd be discouraged, but your judgment right now is lacking.

[piphilologize]

Think so, newbie? I don't see you solving the real problems around here.

[slantedcross]

Well, no, you haven't. I don't really want the responsibility.

[piphilologize]

So zetta laaaaame. You're going to miss out on the party with an attitude like that.

[slantedcross]

I just said it was a responsibility. It can't be a party by very definition.