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[clothes_make_the_man]

[Forrest is even more dressed up than usual today, rocking a sweet lolita outfit on the advice of his good friend and fellow fashion buff, Speed of Sound Sonic.  He seems to be in an exceedingly good mood, judging from the smile on his face and the way his curls have that extra little bounce to them today.]

Hello, everyone!  For those of you I haven't met, my name is Forrest, and my passion is making beautiful clothing.  Since it seems like I'll be staying here in Takamagahara for a while, I thought I would offer my services to the other gods and their shinki.  And so, I'm proud to announce the grand opening of my clothing shop and beauty salon, Heavenly Couture!

[Forrest gives a little twirl in front of the camera, pulling on something just out of frame.  A banner unfurls behind him, sporting the name of the business in colorful and fancy hand-drawn letters.]

My first commission is already spoken for, but as of today, I'm officially taking requests.  Prices are negotiable based on the complexity and necessary materials, and I promise to work closely with every client to make sure you're completely satisfied.  I also offer hair, nail, and skin treatments here at Lakshmi's temple for anyone looking for that little extra touch.

[Smiling sweetly, he laces his fingers together and bows his head to the camera.]

I look forward to seeing you all soon!

Comments

[erogappa]

ha ha thats funny! you almost fooled me there honey

[clothes_make_the_man]

But it's the truth.

[erogappa]

if you were a boy id know it okay?

SURPRISE DAD ATTACK

[brynwieldr]

Are you deaf?

[erogappa]

are you lost?

[brynwieldr]

I asked you a question first, and, given that Forrest is my son I think I deserve an answer.

Are.

You.

Deaf?

[erogappa]

your sons wearing a fluffy dress and you think my hearing is the problem?

[brynwieldr]

Well, seeing how he spoke to the Heavens at large and you're doubting his gender, yes. If he had a more delicate voice I could see your confusion--not many young men can pull off something like that. Given that he doesn't and you were still claiming to know his gender better than he himself does, one can only assume you're deaf or lacking some other sense.

[erogappa]

what the hell are you getting mad at me for? if you dont want people to think your sons a girl then tell him to stop dressing like one!

[brynwieldr]

"If you were a boy I'd know it okay?".

Those were the words you said after Forrest told you twice that he was male. Do you judge everyone based on their manner of dress? Do you assume a woman in trousers with short hair is a man and argue when she corrects you?

[erogappa]

depends. how big are her tits?

[brynwieldr]

I have never been more disgusted in my life.

Are you so insecure that you can't handle the thought of someone not fitting into these little boxes you've created? Does the idea of someone not matching your definition of normal terrify you so badly that you have to resort to implied sexual harassment?

And before anyone tries to point to Niles: he may harass people, but he isn't ignorant.

[erogappa]

i think i see where he gets it from

[brynwieldr]

Who, Niles? What does he get from me?

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[deniles]

Small suggestion. Drop it and run from this post.

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[erogappa]

what the fuck is wrong with everybody today?

[private]

[deniles]

A lot, that's besides the point.

You're signing a death wish right now. My god will basically crush you to death.

My suggestion is apologizing, and going as far away from your computer as possible. I promise nothing for your health if you don't heed these instructions.

[private]

[erogappa]

[ Well that's a lot to consider. ]

thats your god? sorry but your gods an asshole. the kid is dressed like a girl, what the hell was i supposed to think?

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[deniles]

The kid is his son.

Also, maybe don't assume. You could, you know, ask.

[private]

[erogappa]

if i ask every pretty girl if shes got a dick im going to get my face slapped off, and that goes double for the underage ones. why are you acting like i did something wrong here?

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[deniles]

It's not about asking. It's about listening. If someone tells you that they're a male or a female, you just agree and go with that.

And don't argue back because then you actually look like a moron. So, yes, you did something wrong. If Forrest says he's a man, then he's a man. Honestly.

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[erogappa]

how was telling a boy in a dress that he looked like a girl wrong, niles he was wearing a dress. he looked like a girl. your all fucking crazy

[private]

[deniles]

You're not even reading what I'm saying, are you?

a day or so later

[erogappa]

i was a jerk and im sorry.

[clothes_make_the_man]

Apology accepted.