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[clothes_make_the_man]

[Forrest is even more dressed up than usual today, rocking a sweet lolita outfit on the advice of his good friend and fellow fashion buff, Speed of Sound Sonic.  He seems to be in an exceedingly good mood, judging from the smile on his face and the way his curls have that extra little bounce to them today.]

Hello, everyone!  For those of you I haven't met, my name is Forrest, and my passion is making beautiful clothing.  Since it seems like I'll be staying here in Takamagahara for a while, I thought I would offer my services to the other gods and their shinki.  And so, I'm proud to announce the grand opening of my clothing shop and beauty salon, Heavenly Couture!

[Forrest gives a little twirl in front of the camera, pulling on something just out of frame.  A banner unfurls behind him, sporting the name of the business in colorful and fancy hand-drawn letters.]

My first commission is already spoken for, but as of today, I'm officially taking requests.  Prices are negotiable based on the complexity and necessary materials, and I promise to work closely with every client to make sure you're completely satisfied.  I also offer hair, nail, and skin treatments here at Lakshmi's temple for anyone looking for that little extra touch.

[Smiling sweetly, he laces his fingers together and bows his head to the camera.]

I look forward to seeing you all soon!

Comments

[lilys_poise]

Wow~! It's so cute!

[Little cupcakes on the skirt? All those pretty bows? Sparkle eyes over here.]

Would you make me something too? I'll save up money for it.

[Because she has any way to get money. Well, she'll cross that bridge when she comes to it.]

[oathkeeper]

good job forrest! you can do it! if you need any help let me know!

[Except modeling frilly clothes, that's not his style.]

[clothes_make_the_man]

[Elise, you're killing him with cuteness.]

Of course I will. I think I have an idea of the sort of clothing you might like.

[clothes_make_the_man]

Thank you, Sora! I'm looking forward to it. I'll let you know if I need anything.

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[erogappa]

Oh you can advertise stuff like this on here?

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[clothes_make_the_man]

I thought it would be the best way to reach a large audience all at once and show off an example of what I can do.

[erogappa]

it was a really good idea! i might have to borrow it

[clothes_make_the_man]

Are you thinking of opening a business as well?

[erogappa]

yup but dont worry it wont be competishun for yours or anything like that ha ha

[clothes_make_the_man]

I'm not worried. I'm very confident in my designs.

What kind of business were you thinking of?

cw: homophobia/transphobia from here on in

[erogappa]

you shuld be! pretty girls in pretty dresses make everything better



my business is a secret for now. i don't want to say unti i get it annownced so nobody can steal my idea

not here

[deniles]

[you are dead you are so dead there will be no recovery for you i hope you like the ground]

Re: cw: homophobia/transphobia from here on in

[clothes_make_the_man]

That's fine. Good luck to you.

And thank you very much for the compliment, but I'm actually a boy.

[erogappa]

ha ha thats funny! you almost fooled me there honey

[clothes_make_the_man]

But it's the truth.

[erogappa]

if you were a boy id know it okay?

SURPRISE DAD ATTACK

[brynwieldr]

Are you deaf?

[erogappa]

are you lost?

[brynwieldr]

I asked you a question first, and, given that Forrest is my son I think I deserve an answer.

Are.

You.

Deaf?

[private]

[deniles]

Small suggestion. Drop it and run from this post.

[erogappa]

your sons wearing a fluffy dress and you think my hearing is the problem?

[private]

[erogappa]

what the fuck is wrong with everybody today?

[private]

[deniles]

A lot, that's besides the point.

You're signing a death wish right now. My god will basically crush you to death.

My suggestion is apologizing, and going as far away from your computer as possible. I promise nothing for your health if you don't heed these instructions.

[brynwieldr]

Well, seeing how he spoke to the Heavens at large and you're doubting his gender, yes. If he had a more delicate voice I could see your confusion--not many young men can pull off something like that. Given that he doesn't and you were still claiming to know his gender better than he himself does, one can only assume you're deaf or lacking some other sense.

[private]

[erogappa]

[ Well that's a lot to consider. ]

thats your god? sorry but your gods an asshole. the kid is dressed like a girl, what the hell was i supposed to think?