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[sanzohoshi]

Posted : 16 April 2016, 12:34pm
From: Genjo Sanzo♀

Hellloo everyone! ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ So nice to meet you all! Yesterday sure was exhausting, right? But look how much we got done! Yay! Congrats! We did it! ☆*･゜ﾟ･*(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆

I hope everyone enjoyed the banquet, and I hope my dancing helped everyone!

I just wanted to say hello to everyone and introduce myself and get something cleared up real quick! This is important, so pay attention, okay? ☆～（ゝ。∂）

My name's Genjo Sanzo! But there's another Sanzo around that you all might be more familiar with!

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A picture is sent; it's Sanzang taking a selfie with a certain gun-toting blond priest aka killsthebuddha. Sanzang's smiling brightly and waving one long watersleeve and giving a wink. Sanzo looks like he's swallowed a lemon and would rather be anywhere else. Oh well.]

I know he looks all (*`д´*) grr angry! But he's not so bad! We're the same person, just from different worlds so I'd know! I wonder, has this happened to anyone else? ∑(ﾟﾛﾟ〃)

Anyway, it'll be too confusing with more than one Sanzo running around, so why don't you all call me Sanzang instead? Oh, or you can call me by my goddess name! I'm the new Kanzeon, a goddess of mercy and compassion! Nice to meet you all!

Let's all get along and be friends, okay? We're all in this situation together, so we should all get along!

I hope to dance for you all again soon! (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

Comments

[razzledazzles]

I think it's quite the deal. Imagine if instead of a cute girl, your double was a hideous man.

[killsthebuddha]

It's too much trouble to pay attention to something like that.

[razzledazzles]

Don't be shy. There's nothing wrong with it. I'm surprised scowling so often hasn't earned you any wrinkles.

[killsthebuddha]

[ Wrinkles??? ]

Hurry up and die, or I'll help you along.

[razzledazzles]

You're welcome to try.

[killsthebuddha]

Not another one of you suicidal fuckers

[razzledazzles]

Well, that's a bit extreme, but pain is a form of pleasure.

[killsthebuddha]

It's the opposite. The exact opposite.

[razzledazzles]

I pity you if you haven't had the chance to see what I mean. Why don't you find a nice, tough girl to help you out?

[killsthebuddha]

I can't be less interested in that.

[razzledazzles]

So instead, you're into... versions of yourself? To each his own, I suppose.

[killsthebuddha]

CUT THAT SHIT OUT ALREADY

[razzledazzles]

It's a touchy subject? Is that what the capital letters signify? Speech over text is so fascinating.

[killsthebuddha]

It signifies my desire to shoot you in the face.

[razzledazzles]

My, you are violent.

[killsthebuddha]

You caught on quickly.

[razzledazzles]

Does that help much, over the internet?

[killsthebuddha]

Not nearly enough. Consider it a promise for later.

[razzledazzles]

[If you can catch him!!]

[sanzohoshi]

Sanzo! Play nice!!

[killsthebuddha]

No.

[sanzohoshi]

(＃`Д´) Sanzo!

[killsthebuddha]

(-`д´- #) You saw what the bastard wrote!

[sanzohoshi]

"Whoever doesn’t flare up at someone who’s angry wins a battle hard to win!"

Granted, I don't think he was angry, but the point still stands! You can't just shoot everything that bothers you!

[killsthebuddha]

I'm shooting just this one.