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[sanzohoshi]

Posted : 16 April 2016, 12:34pm
From: Genjo Sanzo♀

Hellloo everyone! ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ So nice to meet you all! Yesterday sure was exhausting, right? But look how much we got done! Yay! Congrats! We did it! ☆*･゜ﾟ･*(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆

I hope everyone enjoyed the banquet, and I hope my dancing helped everyone!

I just wanted to say hello to everyone and introduce myself and get something cleared up real quick! This is important, so pay attention, okay? ☆～（ゝ。∂）

My name's Genjo Sanzo! But there's another Sanzo around that you all might be more familiar with!

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A picture is sent; it's Sanzang taking a selfie with a certain gun-toting blond priest aka killsthebuddha. Sanzang's smiling brightly and waving one long watersleeve and giving a wink. Sanzo looks like he's swallowed a lemon and would rather be anywhere else. Oh well.]

I know he looks all (*`д´*) grr angry! But he's not so bad! We're the same person, just from different worlds so I'd know! I wonder, has this happened to anyone else? ∑(ﾟﾛﾟ〃)

Anyway, it'll be too confusing with more than one Sanzo running around, so why don't you all call me Sanzang instead? Oh, or you can call me by my goddess name! I'm the new Kanzeon, a goddess of mercy and compassion! Nice to meet you all!

Let's all get along and be friends, okay? We're all in this situation together, so we should all get along!

I hope to dance for you all again soon! (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

Comments

[killsthebuddha]

It signifies my desire to shoot you in the face.

[razzledazzles]

My, you are violent.

[killsthebuddha]

You caught on quickly.

[razzledazzles]

Does that help much, over the internet?

[killsthebuddha]

Not nearly enough. Consider it a promise for later.

[razzledazzles]

[If you can catch him!!]

[sanzohoshi]

Sanzo! Play nice!!

[killsthebuddha]

No.

[sanzohoshi]

(＃`Д´) Sanzo!

[killsthebuddha]

(-`д´- #) You saw what the bastard wrote!

[sanzohoshi]

"Whoever doesn’t flare up at someone who’s angry wins a battle hard to win!"

Granted, I don't think he was angry, but the point still stands! You can't just shoot everything that bothers you!

[killsthebuddha]

I'm shooting just this one.

[sanzohoshi]

[She stares at the text baffled. She looks up at where Sanzo is, because of course he's near-by, the same baffled-but-amused expression on her face before she goes to reply.

She's struggling to hold back a laugh. She won't say it out loud, but he's reminding her a LOT of her Goku right now]

Are you trying to negotiate getting to shoot someone??

[killsthebuddha]

It's not a negotiation. I'm telling you.

[ The look he gives her is entirely flat. ]

[sanzohoshi]

[yeah and you know what she's going to do

flop over and lean as far as she can and

whap him (gently) with one of her sleeves]

[killsthebuddha]

[ There's only a moment's pause where he looks surprised.

And then, suddenly, he whips out of fan and slaps her hand. ]

[sanzohoshi]

[?? ???????

EXCUSE YOU?

She yelps and withdraws her hand, expression baffled]

Hey! That's a little overkill! [Says the girl who used her sleeves but shush. Her eyes suddenly narrow and she sends her sleeve snapping out at his arm to whack it, putting a little sting behind it this time. Revenge!!

What was that about not rising up against someone angry, Sanzang??]

[killsthebuddha]

[ Hey! He's the only Sanzo that slaps people with an oddly humiliating weapon here!

He makes a distinctly offended face at her. ] You're the one starting this!

[ So it's clearly not overkill. There's more of a snap to the swat this time. ]

[sanzohoshi]

You started it threatening to shoot someone perfectly innocent!

[For a...given value of innocent, for Jae-ha.

There's another yelp and a pout.]

Hey, hey! Let's stop this! We're the last people who should be fighting each other!

[Look how sincere she looks as she scoots over towards him, batting her eyelashes and sticking out her bottom lip imploringly.]

[killsthebuddha]

Tch, he's lucky that's all I'd do.

[ What kind of face was that? He shifts, making a grumpy sound as seems to start settling down.



And then thwaps the top of her head with the fan. ]

[sanzohoshi]

[Her mouth curves in a smug little victory smile, fully prepared to launch a surprise attack, but. Well. Sanzo beats her to the punch.

She cries out in a mi of pain and alarm, ducking her head and covering it with her sleeves.] Wha-- hey!

[On one hand, she's annoyed her original plan as ruined.

On the other hand, she's stupidly proud. Great minds think alike, etc. etc. This just gives her further proof that it's exactly as she said, that they're both Sanzo.

But only one can reign supreme!!

Sanzang wastes no time in launching her counterattack--literally, she straight up grabs a throw pillow and tackles Sanzo with a laughing little war cry, whacking at him with said pillow] This means war!

[killsthebuddha]

What the hell-?

[ There's nothing graceful about how Sanzo goes down under her tackle, warding off the pillow with one arm. ] Dammit, cut that out!

[sanzohoshi]

[She laughs, sitting up (and lbr probably sitting on him) and momentarily pauses her attack.]

Do you give up? Do I win?

[killsthebuddha]

[ She is definitely sitting on him. How the hell did she manage that so easily? ]

Not on your life!

[ He's going to try to flip her off of him, and he's already starting to think this isn't going to go well. ]

[sanzohoshi]

[She squeals in delighted surprise and lets him shove her off, rolling over with a bright laugh.]

Hey, hey! You shouldn't be mean to girls, we're delicate, you know! [what a joke coming from her. She whacks at him with the pillow again though, just once for good measure and smiles up at him as she lays back on the floor]