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[sanzohoshi]

Posted : 16 April 2016, 12:34pm
From: Genjo Sanzo♀

Hellloo everyone! ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ So nice to meet you all! Yesterday sure was exhausting, right? But look how much we got done! Yay! Congrats! We did it! ☆*･゜ﾟ･*(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆

I hope everyone enjoyed the banquet, and I hope my dancing helped everyone!

I just wanted to say hello to everyone and introduce myself and get something cleared up real quick! This is important, so pay attention, okay? ☆～（ゝ。∂）

My name's Genjo Sanzo! But there's another Sanzo around that you all might be more familiar with!

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A picture is sent; it's Sanzang taking a selfie with a certain gun-toting blond priest aka killsthebuddha. Sanzang's smiling brightly and waving one long watersleeve and giving a wink. Sanzo looks like he's swallowed a lemon and would rather be anywhere else. Oh well.]

I know he looks all (*`д´*) grr angry! But he's not so bad! We're the same person, just from different worlds so I'd know! I wonder, has this happened to anyone else? ∑(ﾟﾛﾟ〃)

Anyway, it'll be too confusing with more than one Sanzo running around, so why don't you all call me Sanzang instead? Oh, or you can call me by my goddess name! I'm the new Kanzeon, a goddess of mercy and compassion! Nice to meet you all!

Let's all get along and be friends, okay? We're all in this situation together, so we should all get along!

I hope to dance for you all again soon! (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

Comments

[sanzohoshi]

You started it threatening to shoot someone perfectly innocent!

[For a...given value of innocent, for Jae-ha.

There's another yelp and a pout.]

Hey, hey! Let's stop this! We're the last people who should be fighting each other!

[Look how sincere she looks as she scoots over towards him, batting her eyelashes and sticking out her bottom lip imploringly.]

[killsthebuddha]

Tch, he's lucky that's all I'd do.

[ What kind of face was that? He shifts, making a grumpy sound as seems to start settling down.



And then thwaps the top of her head with the fan. ]

[sanzohoshi]

[Her mouth curves in a smug little victory smile, fully prepared to launch a surprise attack, but. Well. Sanzo beats her to the punch.

She cries out in a mi of pain and alarm, ducking her head and covering it with her sleeves.] Wha-- hey!

[On one hand, she's annoyed her original plan as ruined.

On the other hand, she's stupidly proud. Great minds think alike, etc. etc. This just gives her further proof that it's exactly as she said, that they're both Sanzo.

But only one can reign supreme!!

Sanzang wastes no time in launching her counterattack--literally, she straight up grabs a throw pillow and tackles Sanzo with a laughing little war cry, whacking at him with said pillow] This means war!

[killsthebuddha]

What the hell-?

[ There's nothing graceful about how Sanzo goes down under her tackle, warding off the pillow with one arm. ] Dammit, cut that out!

[sanzohoshi]

[She laughs, sitting up (and lbr probably sitting on him) and momentarily pauses her attack.]

Do you give up? Do I win?

[killsthebuddha]

[ She is definitely sitting on him. How the hell did she manage that so easily? ]

Not on your life!

[ He's going to try to flip her off of him, and he's already starting to think this isn't going to go well. ]

[sanzohoshi]

[She squeals in delighted surprise and lets him shove her off, rolling over with a bright laugh.]

Hey, hey! You shouldn't be mean to girls, we're delicate, you know! [what a joke coming from her. She whacks at him with the pillow again though, just once for good measure and smiles up at him as she lays back on the floor]

[killsthebuddha]

You're as delicate as a brick wall.

[ He gestures his fan warningly.

This lasts about as long as it takes for him to put together that he's straddling his other self on the floor. The fight goes out of him with surprising speed, and he makes a disgruntled noise as he abruptly shifts to sit heavily next to her. ] You're such a pain in the ass.

[sanzohoshi]

How rude! [But it's said laughingly, and she doesn't chase after him when he pulls back. Instead she lays there, letting her breathing even out again.

After a moment she sits up on her elbows and smiles warmly at him] But I'm your pain! And it's not so bad, right? You even had a little fun, didn't you? [She leans over and nudges at him with her shoulder] Didn't you?

[killsthebuddha]

It's the worst. Clearly the worst. [ He's watching her out of the corner of his eye, still wary. He huffs indignantly, clearly trying to regain some semblance of dignity and failing. It certainly doesn't help when he retaliates, bumping her shoulder with his in turn. ] I don't have fun.

[sanzohoshi]

Aww! [Sanzang pouts--the worst? Come on!!-- then chuckles, shaking her head.]

I don't believe that for a second. [Briefly she leans against him and grins] Come on, give me a smile! It won't break your face and it'll probably hardly even hurt you!