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Posted: 13 April 2016 09:22 PM
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I'm curious about this sudden influx of "pets", but this is getting ridiculous. Pigs, dragons, demons, and now whatever this is supposed to be.

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I found it in my room hanging from a pile of disgusting cobwebs. I have no idea what it's for, but it appears to be a small hovering device that projects this holographic cube form. The face and "ears" disappear sometimes. It won't stop following me around so I guess it's mine now.

It gets along with the cat. I think it's supposed to be simulating one? It vibrates strangely when I touch it sometimes. Very odd.

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Sheryl?

[... Sheryl. That name is familiar. But, wait, if this guy belongs to Sheryl—]

Annoying. I guess I'll spare you since I don't want to deal with it. [Ugh, this is that guy who ran into him while he was having one of his stupid attacks. Too embarrassing. Harassing him definitely isn't worth the risk, even if he was mostly joking...]

[wadoichimonji]

You are that scared of a tiny lady?

Sad.

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I never said I'm scared, I just said it's annoying. Don't put words in my mouth.

[wadoichimonji]

Sounds like you are scared. You planned everything out and the moment I mentioned her name you backtracked.

Very sad.

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You say that like it was more than a whim I thought of on the spot. I wasn't backtracking, I simply changed my mind. [that's... the same thing, isn't it?] Dealing with some woman because of you sounds like too much of a pain so it's not worth the effort. Fear isn't a factor involved.

Don't tell me you want me to experiment on you. Are you some kind of masochist?

[wadoichimonji]

So you were trying to kill me?

No. I wanted to fight the weird cat.

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Injury isn't out of the question when dealing with untested weapons. [so... maybe? a little??]

I thought you wanted to eat the "weird cat".

[wadoichimonji]

Got to fight it to kill it and eat it. Unless it really is a weapon, but you will not know unless you test it, right?

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You realize you're talking about a small metal cube filled with electronics and projecting a holographic appearance, right? Do you know what a hologram is? It means its made of pure energy, it doesn't have any substance you could feasibly eat. All you're doing now is making even more a fool of yourself.

[wadoichimonji]

The cube is physical. It can be eaten.

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That's not how it works!

[wadoichimonji]

I'll make it work. Let me fight it.

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First of all, you can't just "make it work". It's a metal cube. It's inedible. That is a fact that is not going to change whether you fight it or not.

Second of all, even if it would be deeply satisfying to watch you choke to death, you're not putting my cube anywhere near your mouth.

[wadoichimonji]

So... I can't eat it, I can fight it right?

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Maybe.

I'll see if I can't find some other way to activate the battle program. [maybe he's just a tiny bit worried Zoro might actually be able to hurt his catcube...]

[wadoichimonji]

Fine.

But if you need someone to fight it, tell me.