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Posted: 13 April 2016 09:22 PM
From: Add

I'm curious about this sudden influx of "pets", but this is getting ridiculous. Pigs, dragons, demons, and now whatever this is supposed to be.

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I found it in my room hanging from a pile of disgusting cobwebs. I have no idea what it's for, but it appears to be a small hovering device that projects this holographic cube form. The face and "ears" disappear sometimes. It won't stop following me around so I guess it's mine now.

It gets along with the cat. I think it's supposed to be simulating one? It vibrates strangely when I touch it sometimes. Very odd.

Comments

[scrap_metal]

Or maybe it just wasn't as great as you expected.

[ nope, no sense of humour under that thick titanium skull ]

[mybadhabit]

No, I think you're just a dildo.

[scrap_metal]

Is that your attempt at humour again? I don't think it's working.

[mybadhabit]

Hal 9000, you would not know a funny joke if it came up and slapped you on the face.

[scrap_metal]

So what? At least I'm not calling people sex-toys.

[mybadhabit]

Well, I'd call you a dick, but you're like 98% artificial, so that didn't seem like an accurate statement.

[scrap_metal]

[ ...so that's what it meant from the start! yup, took him long enough to figure it out. ]