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Posted: 13 April 2016 09:22 PM
From: Add

I'm curious about this sudden influx of "pets", but this is getting ridiculous. Pigs, dragons, demons, and now whatever this is supposed to be.

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I found it in my room hanging from a pile of disgusting cobwebs. I have no idea what it's for, but it appears to be a small hovering device that projects this holographic cube form. The face and "ears" disappear sometimes. It won't stop following me around so I guess it's mine now.

It gets along with the cat. I think it's supposed to be simulating one? It vibrates strangely when I touch it sometimes. Very odd.

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Awkwardly mashing two words together isn't to my tastes, so pass.

Cataclysm already has "cat" in it, isn't that close enough anyway? It's a much more impactful and dignified name as well. A violent, dramatic upheaval or change.

[mybadhabit]

You're no fun.

What about Apawcolypse?

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[And finally it becomes useful that Add's been reading all these responses out loud.

... even if he won't accept the ridiculous pun part of it. It's undeniable that he's getting a different response from it now. Progress?]

Apocalypse, actually. That was a lucky guess.

[mybadhabit]

You said you wanted something edgy. I have a whole punch of edgy cat puns lined up.

Empurrer
Catastrophe
Armewgeddon
Mewtilator
Purrgatory
Furrocious

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I never said anything about "edgy" names, I said a better name. [aka an edgy name]

And you misunderstood what I said. It responds favourably to "Apocalypse" and is even answering some of my questions now, so further suggestions aren't necessary. You can keep your lame puns to yourself.

[mybadhabit]

They're great puns, you just have no sense of humor. :P

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More like you have the lowest form of humour.

[mybadhabit]

The kind of people who say that are the kind lacking in the kind of wit and cleverness it takes to be good at punnery.

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I'm not lacking in wit, I just have better things to use it towards, kekeke.

But sure, believe whatever you want.

[mybadhabit]

[You know, Sonic was never going to comment about it, because he doesn't give a flying fuck if Add chooses to type out his laugh, but you know what? Sonic is also a petty person, and he's been provoked]

Like what, typing out your shitty evil genius laugh?