thetopofthefoodchain: (silly)
thetopofthefoodchain ([personal profile] thetopofthefoodchain) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2019-03-01 06:43 pm

Pets can shame their humans too

From: Anonymous
Date: 11th April

[The camera is a little shaky as it moves through corridors, twisting and turning. Whoever this mysterious poster is he is moving slowly, as if he were exploring somewhere dangerous and frightening.

There is a noise in the background and as the phone gets closer it is recognisable as singing. The phone moves around a door to a kitchen where Shen Wei can be found at a chopping board surrounded by various ingredients, meat and vegetables.

He is singing as he works. In full flow of the song. There's a soft laugh from whoever this mysterious individual with access to Shen Wei's temple might be.

The image fades and refocusing, clearly later. Or another day. It's hard to say but the camera is now at a different angle, as if the filmer might be in a tunnel, or hidey hole close to the ground.

This time Shen Wei at the oven, frying meat, boiling noodles and once again he is singing as he works.

The footage is posted with just a single line in text.]


See he is not as stuffy and strict as he makes out to be!
cloakedinruins: (judging)

[personal profile] cloakedinruins 2019-03-02 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Continues to watch him, one eyebrow rising even as he snorts in disbelief. ]

Checking for mice. [ He crouches down, tossing his hand towel over his shoulder. ] With your phone.
cloakedinruins: (y r u like dis?)

[personal profile] cloakedinruins 2019-03-02 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that how a cat hunts mice? [ Clearly he is still unimpressed even though a smile it threatening to take over his face. It was so ridiculous that he had to laugh. ]

Somehow, I doubt it.
cloakedinruins: (should i ignore it)

[personal profile] cloakedinruins 2019-03-03 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
If more cats have phones, they would not need humans to make them their favorite dried fish snacks.

[ He is so busted. So much busted that Shen Wei is contemplating doing something about it. He's just not sure what. ]

So. Tell me what you've been doing with all those films of me singing as I work.
cloakedinruins: (but i'm boring)

[personal profile] cloakedinruins 2019-03-04 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
No, but a cat who can use a phone can also use a can opener.

[ Because in all honesty that was really the only reason why cats haven't taken over the world yet - they haven't figured out how to use a can opener. ]

I'm not very good at theater or the stage.
cloakedinruins: (biting back words)

[personal profile] cloakedinruins 2019-03-06 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
They are very useful.

[ He stands up and goes to turn over the meat in the pan before it burns and checks the muffins he had put in the oven. ]

I hope you don't mind a simple meal for supper tonight.
cloakedinruins: (urg no)

[personal profile] cloakedinruins 2019-03-10 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ He carefully moved the potatoes around to brace the roast as he turned it over to cook and then slid it into the oven again. ]

There should be leftovers for tomorrow morning as well if you don't eat it all.

[ Setting his roasting fork on the utensil rack, Shen Wei sighed and looked over at Da Qing before shaking his head. ]

I find myself arguing with the other cast members, the director, and get annoyed with the production's writing. The one time I didn't, I managed to injure three people and wrecked two backdrops when I tripped in my costume. I decided that the theater was not going to welcome me into the fold, so to speak, and quit.
cloakedinruins: (oh no no human)

[personal profile] cloakedinruins 2019-03-15 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
I can be at times.

[ He was awkward more than he was clumsy. Shen Wei can be just as fast and nimble as an athlete if he wanted to be, but he had been nervous, unsure and feeling like a lost soul around so many strange things. ]

Me? Direct? I don't think that would be wise either. I tend towards being a perfectionist and that could never end well for theater.
cloakedinruins: (but i'm boring)

[personal profile] cloakedinruins 2019-03-18 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That doesn't deserve a comment even though Shen Wei will roll his eyes at the implications. Well yes, he was a bit of a stickler for rules. He had his reasons, mainly because if he didn't keep some things within bounds, he may actually become something more like the rest of the power hungry people he has met over the years.

The muffins were done, so he took them out and set the pan to cool before turning back to the extra gravy for the meat. ]


Don't burn yourself.
cloakedinruins: (relax im here)

[personal profile] cloakedinruins 2019-03-26 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He glanced around the kitchen, contomplating what was needed before nodding slightly. ]

Why don't you get out some dishes and something to drink. That way it will be all ready by the time it's all done.