text | Mephistopheles

[subconmodo]

Someone please, please chime in. You agree that this isn't healthy, right? I'm not the only one, right?

Public shaming is perfectly warranted in this instance, right?!

[attached is a photo of Hat Kid. She looks confused. In one hand she holds a bottle labeled "Meatball Wine." In the other, a sign. It says "I got caught drinking marinara sauce and apparently do so 'some of the time."]

[Yes. This is basically a pet shaming picture]

Comments

[badassfreakingoverlord]

How do they get down hills without exploding or wandering off or doing something stupid? I mean, making Prinnies suffer is fun but I wouldn't trust one as a sled...

[subconmodo]

You know the whole carrot and stick thing? Yeah. We do that. But with pictures of Hibiki.

Sometimes you little guys almost make me proud.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Pictures of Hibiki? What an embarrassing thing to be carrying around!

[subconmodo]

They're the ones carrying it, not me.

Yeah. Boss let us have them after he was done--

[there goes the minion, flying off screen. Can't have anyone revealing information about his secret weapon now, can he?]

Look. I have to give them something. Mail's in short supply so I've had to come up with some consolation prizes.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

....Whoa, back up. Are you beating it to pictures of Hibiki?!

[subconmodo]

[He doesn't breathe, and yet he's still choking]

NO!

Huh? What's he talking about, boss?

Nothing! Shut up! You're too young to worry about that cr--about that stuff!

I use them for target practice. Seriously... Might as well be talking to a copy of Proof of Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME ETHICAL! And -- okay, I admit that's a good use for pictures of Hibiki, but it's still wrong to have them in the first place!