text | Mephistopheles

[subconmodo]

Someone please, please chime in. You agree that this isn't healthy, right? I'm not the only one, right?

Public shaming is perfectly warranted in this instance, right?!

[attached is a photo of Hat Kid. She looks confused. In one hand she holds a bottle labeled "Meatball Wine." In the other, a sign. It says "I got caught drinking marinara sauce and apparently do so 'some of the time."]

[Yes. This is basically a pet shaming picture]

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[heptagram]

Methods of "discipline" involving public shaming only lead to trauma (which, at this point, I actually suspect you're going for) and/or resentment.

[subconmodo]

Pretty sure she's already got both of those in spades, so not like a little more will hurt!

[heptagram]

It's not like it's going to be diluted as it increases or something, though.

[subconmodo]

Not with that attitude, it's not!

[It's certainly worked out fine for him!]

[heptagram]

Well, if that's what you're going for... uh, don't be freaked out by weird teeth marks on your body when you wake up, I guess.

[See, she can make fun of the hat kid too sometimes. Look, she seems pretty harmless otherwise, okay.]

[subconmodo]

What? Teeth marks?

Why teeth marks?

[heptagram]

I assume the most dangerous thing she could do to you is bite you.

[subconmodo]

You've never seen that little menace use an umbrella.

[heptagram]

I'm still going with teeth. It's more expressive, in a way.