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[godsoffortune]

From: Amaterasu
Posted: Dec. 1, 2016

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We wish to extend our congratulations to two gods who over this past year have gained greatly in popularity and veneration. Although you are new come to the Heavens, you have earned a name among the most respected of our number.

As Gods of Fortune, you must shoulder great responsibility to maintain harmony in your domain and promote peace, prosperity and happiness throughout the Near Shore. Please consider yourselves free to request an audience should you wish for guidance in your new roles, or need to bring any other items of import to our attention.

We ask you all to join us in honoring Li Tieguai and Nekhbet as new Gods of Fortune among the multitude of gods.


[OOC: The Heavens will not be responding to comments, but please feel free to thread with other characters on this post!]

Comments

Text | From: Carl Adler

[smilingbullet]

Wow, really? That is amazing! Congratulations! (‘∀’●)♡

Text - From: Ebisu

[chibisu]

Kurosaki-sama, Hakkai-san, you both have my utmost congratulations for all your hard work. I look forward to helping humanity with you both.

Please let me know if there is anything I can do to assist you. Perhaps you can visit and we can celebrate.

[reformedsinner]

Ebisu-sama, there must have been some kind of mistake here. I'm sure it'll be resolved shortly.

[chibisu]

Why do you say that, Hakkai-san?

[revolutionfalcon]

I'll pass on celebrating. This isn't really the kind of thing I'm used to.

[chibisu]

Does that mean a gift basket is more acceptable?

[kuroi_taiyo]

How much were you cursing your luck- and the direction the Heavens were going- by announcing these two particular gods, out of all the new ones that showed up, gained that rank?

[reformedsinner]

I'm honored, but I'm afraid there must have been some kind of mistake.

Such an exalted title hardly suits us.

[Don't mind him lumping you in with him, there, Shun.]

[saiyanhybrid]

Congratulations, Hakkai.

[reformedsinner]

It appears it's not a mistake, so thank you, I suppose, Gohan.

[smilingbullet]

It's a reward for all your hard work.

[reformedsinner]

It's certainly not the reward I was expecting.

[As opposed to, say, someone stabbing him in the back, which he wouldn't have been surprised by at all.]

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[lostinshadows]

. . . . . .

I suppose a congratulations is in order. But. You sure you got the right people who's made God of Fortune?

[A.k.a RIP Heaven.]

action ♔ central district

[priforprince]

LI TIEGUAI AND NEKHBET?!?!?!?!

[ if you live in the central district

you might have heard that

or felt your temple shake a little

or seen startled birds take flight... ]

not here

[lostinshadows]

[He's not even near central but he can still hear Hibiki.

And see birds flying away.]

[priforprince]

This can't be possible! I demand to speak to an administrator!!

[ Hibiki is heedless of the birds. Hibiki is heedless of everything.

Hibiki also hasn't actually...turned on her reply function. She is just gaping fruitlessly at the screen. ]

Does no one actually know how this puniverse operates?!

text, from: nekhbet

[revolutionfalcon]

[w h y

He's not even blaming Hakkai for assuming there's been a mistake as regards both of them, because he absolutely agrees with that theory.]

I thought I made myself clear how I felt about unnecessary public announcements last time.

[mostsuitable]

Congratulations, Kurosaki-san.

[lostinshadows]

I think Heaven needs to check again to be honest.

[But. Congrats, Shun.]

[heptagram]

It seems like saying as much is the best way to get them to be as loud as possible about it, judging by prior experiences as recounted to me.

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[unlucky7]

On the plus side, you have a direct line to the heavens even moreso.

Text post from: Fortuna

[doodlebuginette]

Congratulations to the both of you! <3

[shiitan]

my my i didn't expect this much negativity

i for one support this

[...Not for good reasons though!]

Text; Huitzilopochtli

[rockthemonkey]

[Wait, Li Tieguai, he's seen that name before, isn't that- and wasn't Nekhbet-]

so did you just give them a bunch of extra work

[reformedsinner]

I think they said, "Please don't make too much trouble," but I suppose if there's more work they're bound to tell me at some point.