Heaven's BBS

[fortunesmiles]

Does anyone know what the best way to get a gun would be? I suppose I could simply steal one from the Near Shore, but it doesn't seem right.

If anyone is willing and able to provide a gun, I can pay you in good fortune of some sort; I have some control over that as a god. I don't really have much money here in the Far Shore, even if I was rich while I was alive...

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[nolittlesecret]

It is what it is.

And I'm really bad at being selfish, if I were to be fully honest.

My place isn't hard to find. It's right by the park with all the spirit animals running around, but I'm gonna warn ya there's a lot of cats on my property. They greet everyone, and sometimes they have a horse tagging along. He's friendly enough.

[fortunesmiles]

Really? That's impressive! It comes to most people naturally.

But your good luck doesn't have to be something major, if there's nothing major. It could just be finding some money on the ground, or getting things for free from a vending machine, or getting a rare trading card in a pack. That sort of thing. Surely there's some small things that good luck could make nicer for you?

Ah...well, I like animals, but they don't always like me. They attack me sometimes...a horse could be pretty dangerous. But I suppose I can fly, or teleport.

[nolittlesecret]

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Can it be applied to not so legal things like more luck with lock picking?

Argo will leave you alone if I tell him to. He's a giant teddy bear of a horse, but yeah, Clydesdale's are pretty dangerous, especially if they think they're a cat half the time. I'll keep'em in a pen.

[fortunesmiles]

I don't see why not! But it would have the same restrictions as what you suggested for the restaurant; you'd need to specify a specific instance for when you need the good luck. I can't simply make you better at picking all locks indefinitely, not without constantly expending power to do that for an equally indefinite amount of time. And I'm sure you can appreciate why that's just not feasible.

But I could certainly give you good luck picking specific locks!

Ah, I see...I'm not sure what it is, but I always seem to spook animals. Possibly they sense my bad luck? Or maybe it's a function my bad luck itself that makes them not like me...

[nolittlesecret]

Electric locks. Traditional and modern locks I have no troubles with. Electric is not something I specialize in just yet.

Then when you come over, I'll keep them from coming close. They're well trained enough to listen to me.

[fortunesmiles]

That should be doable enough! Luck doesn't make any distinction between digital and analog, after all.

When would you like me to come see you? And where will I find your temple?

[nolittlesecret]

Cool. Then let's do that then.

Anytime's fine. I have ways of knowing when someone shows up at my place. I live in the northwest district. Near the park.

[fortunesmiles]

All right! I'll come by soon.

[nolittlesecret]

Doors open, so come on by whenever.