Heaven's BBS

[fortunesmiles]

Does anyone know what the best way to get a gun would be? I suppose I could simply steal one from the Near Shore, but it doesn't seem right.

If anyone is willing and able to provide a gun, I can pay you in good fortune of some sort; I have some control over that as a god. I don't really have much money here in the Far Shore, even if I was rich while I was alive...

Comments

[kokuyoyo]

It would be harder if you stuck to Japan considering its gun laws. Even yakuza don't go running around with them carelessly.

In comparison, you can just go to a gun show, take one, and teleport.

[fortunesmiles]

Hmm...perhaps stealing a gun would be more justified if I stole it from someone who was going to use it in criminal fashion...

[kokuyoyo]

That requires knowing about the criminal underworld.

[Or being stupidly lucky- oh wait]

[fortunesmiles]

Does it? I used to encounter them often enough when I was alive...

[Komaeda, your life experiences have been completely atypical and also terrible.]

I suppose since I'm a god, I can't hope to attract another serial killer...they probably wouldn't even notice I was there.

[kokuyoyo]

I can see why.

[Chikusa no]

There was only one serial killer in the Far Shore, so you'll hav to work

[fortunesmiles]

Hahahah! You'd think one of them would have succeeded at killing me, wouldn't you?

And yes, I know...I was thinking Near Shore serial killers, but as I said, I can hardly expect to attract attention from mortals in general. That's the opposite of how it works...

[kokuyoyo]

You might still annoy someone enough for an attempt to be made.

[fortunesmiles]

Are you offering?

[kokuyoyo]

That'd be too much of a pain.

[Let him kill Add, first, and he'll get back to you, Komaeda, if you keep being annoying.]

[fortunesmiles]

Should I be disappointed or relieved...?

[Komaeda why would you be disappointed]

[kokuyoyo]

[KOMAEDA....]

be whatever. I don't care.

[fortunesmiles]

Are you angry with me? You've seemed kind of hostile even since you kicked me in the shins and ran off...

[kokuyoyo]

You're annoying

[fortunesmiles]

Are you just complaining about me talking too much again, or is it more than that this time?

[kokuyoyo]

yes