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[priforprince]

From: Apollo
Date: November 9th

I require the services of a god of pillows. Half-stuffed amateurs need not apply.

[ Then, thirty minutes later: ]

From: Apollo
Date: November 9th

s'dfh'dosihf'weadsllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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Text - After the keysmash

[unlucky7]

Hibiki? What happened?

[priforprince]

A whimsical lady had much to say.

[unlucky7]

I'm sorry?

I also take it you still need a pillow?

[priforprince]

To suit exacting standards, yes.

Do you know an expert?

[unlucky7]

Sorry, I don't.

What kind of pillow are you looking for?

[safecage]

Just go and buy a pillow

[priforprince]

Of course, I tried that.

All such avenues have been exhausted.

[safecage]

It's just a pillow, how can you exhaust every store outlet...

[priforprince]

Don't underestimate my dedication!!

[ Or her pocketbook. ]

Besides, what I seek is the ideal pillow. Its absence from the mass-marketed understudies is only to be expected.

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[drops_acid]

Are you alright?

[priforprince]

Merely set on achieving my goasd'fs

[drops_acid]

[goasd'fs? She's assuming 'goals.' Mostly because the only other thing she can think of is 'goats,' and that's just silly.]

What do you need the pillows for?

[priforprince]

It's the expertise I aim to utilize, technically.

I seek a bedding sommelier.

Huitzilopochtli - Text

[rockthemonkey]

[Goku's still trying to figure out how his phone works. This seems both like a good chance to practice and something concerning.]

u ok

[priforprince]

Three letters aren't a sentence.

[ Hibiki has suddenly remembered why she doesn't use the PPS. ]

[rockthemonkey]

[What?? He thought it made sense.]

you okay

[There. He spelled it right and everything.]

[priforprince]

Now punctuate.

[ She's not okay. ]

[justclaws]

[PILLOWS.

[This may be something of a specialist subject.]


I am afraid that I do not possess any pillows that are as yet unused, and I would hesitate to provide you with a second-hand one. True comfort and ease can never be found in the bedding of a stranger, no matter what the quality. If it is truly an emergency, however, I will be glad to assist.

[priforprince]

Come immediately.

[ It's bad.

But, in retrospect, she supposes Kija makes sense as a source for this. He has the proper sensibilities.

Was his divine position always associated with pillows, though? ]

[justclaws]

I will be with you as soon as possible.

How many will you be requiring?

[priforprince]

At least two, I think. With potential additional bedding.

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[smilingbullet]

So you found a god of pillows willing to smother you?

[ Hear how cheerful he is, despite it being text. ]

[priforprince]

I'm not replying to this.

[ hibiki ]

[smilingbullet]

Oh yes, I can see that.

[priforprince]

Didn't you claim to have a work ethic?

[ WHEN IN DOUBT, DEFLECT ]