Accidental Video - Heaven's BBS - October 30th

[clothes_make_the_man]

[Usually after his morning fashion routine, can be seen out and about in the Far Shore, or at least behind his temple tending the lotus flowers in his garden. Today, however, he is nowhere to be found. This might be a cause for concern if not for the video feed that is eventually broadcast from inside his temple. There's a light meow from one of D2's cats briefly pawing at Forrest's phone as the feed clicks on, showing Forrest still dressed in his bathrobe and slippers, hair pinned up, and utterly riveted to a marathon of Say Yes to the Dress. And apparently he's just as opinionated as the various bridal entourages on the show itself, judging from the things he yells at the screen every so often. Excerpts follow.]

Oh, honey, no, listen to Randy!

That's awful! Your mom isn't getting married in this dress, you are!

Aww, don't listen to them, I think you look absolutely darling in that lace!

Oh... that's just... oh. Well, I suppose the important thing is she likes it.

I need to meet Pnina Tornai.

Comments

[clothes_make_the_man]

Kairi looks wonderful in anything.

[Countering trolling with sweetness.]

[brynwieldr]

[No bad Forrest, let your father troll you.]

What, no embarrassed flailing?

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[clothes_make_the_man]

You don't think it hasn't crossed my mind at least once, especially after watching a show like this for six hours straight?

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[brynwieldr]

[Aaaw.]

How old are you again? Roughly? Since I doubt the deeprealms were at all a good place to keep track of one's age.

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[clothes_make_the_man]

Time flows strangely here too, but I was sixteen when I first came here.

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[brynwieldr]

You're only a few years younger than your grandmother was when she married my father so I guess you're old enough to start entertaining the idea.

[But not to get married. Please note that he does not say 'get married'.]

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[clothes_make_the_man]

Don't worry. I promise right now I'm just looking at pretty dresses.