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[redotiertwo]

Posted by: Davesprite
Date: August 18th

friends romans countrymen
also non romans and countrywomen
how many roman gods do we even have here it cant be that many
anyway
lend me your ears
or listening appendage of choice im not here to judge

the mysterious as fuck whims of this place have recently bestowed on me
a sickass turntable set
which i seem to be pretty fucking good with if i do say so myself

>FILE: crystalanthemums.mp3

so if anyone is in desperate need of the illest of beats for a special occasion
call my name and i will appear dramatically over the sunset like the cowboys of yore

also
while im here
i keep hearing about shinki spells
and also theres some flyers about them around now i guess
but lets have some personal anecdotes first
how actually useful are the spells we can learn
or are they just kind of arbitrary bullshit powers

Comments

[redotiertwo]

good
though maybe scratch the mushroom
you need to cook those before eating and were trying to make this accessible fancy salad
maybe he can have a carrot top hat instead

[photoshooter]

sure that works
and slices of those tiny minitomatoes for buttons
man now i'm hungry

[redotiertwo]

sounds like a plan
also good
go make some dapper salad for yourself and tell me how it goes

[photoshooter]

k will do!!

[And after a while, in comes a photo attachment.]

he's happy to see you!

[redotiertwo]

that is some lovingly crafted face salad right there
tell him i said hi
as he awaits his impending demise

[photoshooter]

he says hiiiIIAAAAGGGHH
as i dig in with my fork
om nom nom nom nom
♪♪ (っ˘ڡ˘)っ─∈ nice knowin' you my spinachy friend

[redotiertwo]

rest in pieces lord dapper von spinach
we barely knew ye
maybe youll reincarnate as a god who knows