BBS 2 - you know you're bad at a game when your friends won't play with you anymore

[pachintoki]

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 15:30
From: GINTOKI

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ITHINK I KNW WHAT MY POWERRS ARE OW [typing so fast!?]

[And there's a video posted. The video, which was recorded awhile before the post, shows Gintoki, and he's clearly at Inari's home on the Far Shore, in what looks like a really beautiful moss-covered garden. His ears are just barely visible, almost looking transparent.

Gintoki's there, and the ground around him is littered with small wooden skewers. In a stone lantern nearby, there's a few jars of what can only be sake. In the video, the viewer can hear him yelling.

"Oi, Ross-kun! Ross-kun come here! Hurry, oi oi, you're a pretty miserable shinki if I gotta call you this many times!"

And then Gintoki looks at the video, adjusting it a bit - he's clearly using some kind of phone to record this -- he'll cover his mouth with his hand, clearly laughing into it.

"Ne ne, Watch this. . . watch, watch watch . . . he's coming, he's coming. . ."

There's the sound of a sliding door opening and. . .

"Hey, Ross-kun! Catch!"

And with that, he's lifting a large, very mossy boulder in the garden - it's seriously the size of a smallish animal, like a sheep or a large dog - and he'll give it a toss, high in the air, like its a beach ball. Then he's frantically grabbing the camera, turning it so we can all see Ross --

And he'll just boredly look at Gintoki. Somewhere in the background, you can hear a few put-upon, almost irritated squawks coming from a crow. The boulder lands next to Ross, embedding itself into the ground with a cloud of dirt and dust, and Ross only keeps looking at Gintoki, completely unphased, but now covered with dirt.

The crow lands on the boulder and shakes its wings a bit. Both crow and Ross only look at Gintoki, unimpressed, and the crow caws - a single, pointed squawk.

Gintoki's whine will come back in over the video.

"Ehhhh? You didn't catch it---" Then the video cuts off. ]


IT STARTS WHEN I ATE THE DANGO

M GONNA EATALL THE THINS IN THE HOUSE
BRING FOOD

[ooc: Basically, party at Inari's! Gintoki has discovered his god ability of 'food empowerment' - basically, he gets temporary powers when eating certain things.  There will be a log going up for those who want to come over and bring food. Feel free to reply to the BBS though!  

Log now here!]

Comments

[sweetdeath]

Wow, you get super strength from food?

That's pretty cool!

[pachintoki]

right? right? its basically the coolest right?

[sweetdeath]

Does the power change depending on what you ate? Or is it just whatever you eat makes you stronger?

Hey, you could bring a whole picnic whenever you went to fight....

[Lucky.]

[birdstheword]

Oh wowwwww! thats great!

but if you eat everything you'll get fat or sick

[pachintoki]

[it's that girl he crashed into. He kind of liked her, so. . . ]


oh hey

yeah its pretty much the greatest. too bad i dont have someone over here who can make sure that i dont get too fat or too sick huh

like someone who could bring some food over

[birdstheword]

Oh! Oh! I can cook! I can bring you something super tasty over! Lots of things!

Hope you're hungry! Ross-san too!

[outwardinsight]

I will never get the time wasted on this back. What are you on about?

[pachintoki]

oh sorry i guess you hang out with a lot of people who can throw boulders around like pillows huh

sorry for wasting your lame life

lame-o

[outwardinsight]

Yes, it's very difficult for me as you can imagine.

[sheepherd]

THAT'S SO COOL!!!
So when you eat you just get really crazy strong? Is that what it is?
Awww maaan, I wish I had a cool power like that...
It's not as cool as being able to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but that's still super impressive!!

[pachintoki]

right? right? its pretty much the best right?

hahaha i dont know i haven't tried to do things after eating until like

well i was in the garden eating dango and i was gonna look at the stone lantern but when i poked it with my foot it smashed into the ground so like

you know anything is possible. i bet i shoot lasers somehow.


[wow THANKS FOR THE ENCOURAGEMENT buddy]

[returnedfromtheline]

You new gods are all so weird.

At least your shinki aren't taking your harassment seriously, but don't throw boulders at them.
I'm just saying, before the Shinki Labor Standards Inspection Office catches you.

[pachintoki]

oh its you

that one kid who knows everything and is kinda annoying

flosskun is fine you can come look at him. and the other guy is just a crow. besides im pretty sure that shinki whatever crap office is something you made up just now.

[diehardreaper]

Food, eh?
Ur in luck, m8
So happens one of shinki's an ace in the kitchen
I could ask him to whip up some grub quick as you please!

[pachintoki]

well nothings stopping you guys from coming over

i don't know you so as long as you're not a someone whos a pain in ass go ahead

[scrap_metal]

Food that causes something like this should be immediately quarantined and put to testing. Ingesting it might have many harmful side-effects.

[pachintoki]

uh its just dango pal

like the most normal dango i ever ate

except that dango is really good

[has_too_many_moles]

You sound like a shonen character.

[pachintoki]

oh well

i am a shounen character


[somehow, he is.]

[galactically]

food can actually give you that kind of power?!

so amazing! do that again!
（。＞ω＜）。

[pachintoki]

i might

maybe if you bring something good when you come over

[torrential_aegis]

[WHY IS THIS A LEGITIMATE POWER?]

That's...weird, but unique. I suppose. You've only tried "dango" so far?

[pachintoki]

i mean

i eat all kinds of food all the time. i guess i didn't notice.

[konobakazaru]

Holy shit that's awesome

I want to try

Does it work on other people or just you

[pachintoki]

i dont know kid

probably only someone with great god powers like me.

but theres dango left if you wanna try