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BBS 2 - you know you're bad at a game when your friends won't play with you anymore
Posted: 22 Mar 2016 15:30
From: GINTOKI
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ITHINK I KNW WHAT MY POWERRS ARE OW [typing so fast!?]
[And there's a video posted. The video, which was recorded awhile before the post, shows Gintoki, and he's clearly at Inari's home on the Far Shore, in what looks like a really beautiful moss-covered garden. His ears are just barely visible, almost looking transparent.
Gintoki's there, and the ground around him is littered with small wooden skewers. In a stone lantern nearby, there's a few jars of what can only be sake. In the video, the viewer can hear him yelling.
"Oi, Ross-kun! Ross-kun come here! Hurry, oi oi, you're a pretty miserable shinki if I gotta call you this many times!"
And then Gintoki looks at the video, adjusting it a bit - he's clearly using some kind of phone to record this -- he'll cover his mouth with his hand, clearly laughing into it.
"Ne ne, Watch this. . . watch, watch watch . . . he's coming, he's coming. . ."
There's the sound of a sliding door opening and. . .
"Hey, Ross-kun! Catch!"
And with that, he's lifting a large, very mossy boulder in the garden - it's seriously the size of a smallish animal, like a sheep or a large dog - and he'll give it a toss, high in the air, like its a beach ball. Then he's frantically grabbing the camera, turning it so we can all see Ross --
And he'll just boredly look at Gintoki. Somewhere in the background, you can hear a few put-upon, almost irritated squawks coming from a crow. The boulder lands next to Ross, embedding itself into the ground with a cloud of dirt and dust, and Ross only keeps looking at Gintoki, completely unphased, but now covered with dirt.
The crow lands on the boulder and shakes its wings a bit. Both crow and Ross only look at Gintoki, unimpressed, and the crow caws - a single, pointed squawk.
Gintoki's whine will come back in over the video.
"Ehhhh? You didn't catch it---" Then the video cuts off. ]
IT STARTS WHEN I ATE THE DANGO
M GONNA EATALL THE THINS IN THE HOUSE
BRING FOOD
[ooc: Basically, party at Inari's! Gintoki has discovered his god ability of 'food empowerment' - basically, he gets temporary powers when eating certain things. There will be a log going up for those who want to come over and bring food. Feel free to reply to the BBS though!
Log now here!]
From: GINTOKI
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ITHINK I KNW WHAT MY POWERRS ARE OW [typing so fast!?]
[And there's a video posted. The video, which was recorded awhile before the post, shows Gintoki, and he's clearly at Inari's home on the Far Shore, in what looks like a really beautiful moss-covered garden. His ears are just barely visible, almost looking transparent.
Gintoki's there, and the ground around him is littered with small wooden skewers. In a stone lantern nearby, there's a few jars of what can only be sake. In the video, the viewer can hear him yelling.
"Oi, Ross-kun! Ross-kun come here! Hurry, oi oi, you're a pretty miserable shinki if I gotta call you this many times!"
And then Gintoki looks at the video, adjusting it a bit - he's clearly using some kind of phone to record this -- he'll cover his mouth with his hand, clearly laughing into it.
"Ne ne, Watch this. . . watch, watch watch . . . he's coming, he's coming. . ."
There's the sound of a sliding door opening and. . .
"Hey, Ross-kun! Catch!"
And with that, he's lifting a large, very mossy boulder in the garden - it's seriously the size of a smallish animal, like a sheep or a large dog - and he'll give it a toss, high in the air, like its a beach ball. Then he's frantically grabbing the camera, turning it so we can all see Ross --
And he'll just boredly look at Gintoki. Somewhere in the background, you can hear a few put-upon, almost irritated squawks coming from a crow. The boulder lands next to Ross, embedding itself into the ground with a cloud of dirt and dust, and Ross only keeps looking at Gintoki, completely unphased, but now covered with dirt.
The crow lands on the boulder and shakes its wings a bit. Both crow and Ross only look at Gintoki, unimpressed, and the crow caws - a single, pointed squawk.
Gintoki's whine will come back in over the video.
"Ehhhh? You didn't catch it---" Then the video cuts off. ]
IT STARTS WHEN I ATE THE DANGO
M GONNA EATALL THE THINS IN THE HOUSE
BRING FOOD
[ooc: Basically, party at Inari's! Gintoki has discovered his god ability of 'food empowerment' - basically, he gets temporary powers when eating certain things. There will be a log going up for those who want to come over and bring food. Feel free to reply to the BBS though!
Log now here!]
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That's pretty cool!
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Hey, you could bring a whole picnic whenever you went to fight....
[Lucky.]
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but if you eat everything you'll get fat or sick
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oh hey
yeah its pretty much the greatest. too bad i dont have someone over here who can make sure that i dont get too fat or too sick huh
like someone who could bring some food over
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Hope you're hungry! Ross-san too!
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oh sorry i guess you hang out with a lot of people who can throw boulders around like pillows huh
sorry for wasting your lame life
lame-o
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So when you eat you just get really crazy strong? Is that what it is?
Awww maaan, I wish I had a cool power like that...
It's not as cool as being able to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but that's still super impressive!!
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right? right? its pretty much the best right?
hahaha i dont know i haven't tried to do things after eating until like
well i was in the garden eating dango and i was gonna look at the stone lantern but when i poked it with my foot it smashed into the ground so like
you know anything is possible. i bet i shoot lasers somehow.
[wow THANKS FOR THE ENCOURAGEMENT buddy]
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At least your shinki aren't taking your harassment seriously, but don't throw boulders at them.
I'm just saying, before the Shinki Labor Standards Inspection Office catches you.
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oh its you
that one kid who knows everything and is kinda annoying
flosskun is fine you can come look at him. and the other guy is just a crow. besides im pretty sure that shinki whatever crap office is something you made up just now.
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Ur in luck, m8
So happens one of shinki's an ace in the kitchen
I could ask him to whip up some grub quick as you please!
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well nothings stopping you guys from coming over
i don't know you so as long as you're not a someone whos a pain in ass go ahead
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uh its just dango pal
like the most normal dango i ever ate
except that dango is really good
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oh well
i am a shounen character
[somehow, he is.]
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so amazing! do that again!
(。>ω<)。
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i might
maybe if you bring something good when you come over
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That's...weird, but unique. I suppose. You've only tried "dango" so far?
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i mean
i eat all kinds of food all the time. i guess i didn't notice.
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I want to try
Does it work on other people or just you
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i dont know kid
probably only someone with great god powers like me.
but theres dango left if you wanna try