pachintoki: (-ears-a god of foxes)
Sakata Gintoki ([personal profile] pachintoki) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2016-06-04 12:02 pm

BBS 2 - you know you're bad at a game when your friends won't play with you anymore

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 15:30


[typing so fast!?]

[And there's a video posted. The video, which was recorded awhile before the post, shows Gintoki, and he's clearly at Inari's home on the Far Shore, in what looks like a really beautiful moss-covered garden. His ears are just barely visible, almost looking transparent.

Gintoki's there, and the ground around him is littered with small wooden skewers. In a stone lantern nearby, there's a few jars of what can only be sake. In the video, the viewer can hear him yelling.

"Oi, Ross-kun! Ross-kun come here! Hurry, oi oi, you're a pretty miserable shinki if I gotta call you this many times!"

And then Gintoki looks at the video, adjusting it a bit - he's clearly using some kind of phone to record this -- he'll cover his mouth with his hand, clearly laughing into it.

"Ne ne, Watch this. . . watch, watch watch . . . he's coming, he's coming. . ."

There's the sound of a sliding door opening and. . .

"Hey, Ross-kun! Catch!"

And with that, he's lifting a large, very mossy boulder in the garden - it's seriously the size of a smallish animal, like a sheep or a large dog - and he'll give it a toss, high in the air, like its a beach ball. Then he's frantically grabbing the camera, turning it so we can all see Ross --

And he'll just boredly look at Gintoki. Somewhere in the background, you can hear a few put-upon, almost irritated squawks coming from a crow. The boulder lands next to Ross, embedding itself into the ground with a cloud of dirt and dust, and Ross only keeps looking at Gintoki, completely unphased, but now covered with dirt.

The crow lands on the boulder and shakes its wings a bit. Both crow and Ross only look at Gintoki, unimpressed, and the crow caws - a single, pointed squawk.

Gintoki's whine will come back in over the video.

"Ehhhh? You didn't catch it---" Then the video cuts off. ]



[ooc: Basically, party at Inari's! Gintoki has discovered his god ability of 'food empowerment' - basically, he gets temporary powers when eating certain things.  There will be a log going up for those who want to come over and bring food. Feel free to reply to the BBS though!  

Log now here!]

sweetdeath: (don't mind if I do!)

[personal profile] sweetdeath 2016-06-04 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, you get super strength from food?

That's pretty cool!
sweetdeath: (dreaming of sugarplums)

[personal profile] sweetdeath 2016-06-04 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Does the power change depending on what you ate? Or is it just whatever you eat makes you stronger?

Hey, you could bring a whole picnic whenever you went to fight....


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birdstheword: <user name=starswirl> (✂ 164)

[personal profile] birdstheword 2016-06-04 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh wowwwww! thats great!

but if you eat everything you'll get fat or sick
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[personal profile] birdstheword 2016-06-12 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Oh! I can cook! I can bring you something super tasty over! Lots of things!

Hope you're hungry! Ross-san too!

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outwardinsight: (serious)

[personal profile] outwardinsight 2016-06-05 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
I will never get the time wasted on this back. What are you on about?
outwardinsight: (surprise)

[personal profile] outwardinsight 2016-06-08 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, it's very difficult for me as you can imagine.

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sheepherd: game. (pic#10262682)

[personal profile] sheepherd 2016-06-05 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
So when you eat you just get really crazy strong? Is that what it is?
Awww maaan, I wish I had a cool power like that...
It's not as cool as being able to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but that's still super impressive!!

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returnedfromtheline: (| a 'little' fun (that drove him to jump)

[personal profile] returnedfromtheline 2016-06-05 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
You new gods are all so weird.

At least your shinki aren't taking your harassment seriously, but don't throw boulders at them.
I'm just saying, before the Shinki Labor Standards Inspection Office catches you.

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diehardreaper: (Default)

[personal profile] diehardreaper 2016-06-05 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
Food, eh?
Ur in luck, m8
So happens one of shinki's an ace in the kitchen
I could ask him to whip up some grub quick as you please!

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scrap_metal: (looking it up right now)

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Food that causes something like this should be immediately quarantined and put to testing. Ingesting it might have many harmful side-effects.

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has_too_many_moles: (a friendly smile)

[personal profile] has_too_many_moles 2016-06-05 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You sound like a shonen character.
galactically: (HOLY SHIT)

[personal profile] galactically 2016-06-05 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
food can actually give you that kind of power?!

so amazing! do that again!

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torrential_aegis: (A dream is a wish)

[personal profile] torrential_aegis 2016-06-06 04:35 am (UTC)(link)

That's...weird, but unique. I suppose. You've only tried "dango" so far?

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konobakazaru: (Yeah but who doesn't want to pet PUPPIES)

[personal profile] konobakazaru 2016-06-07 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Holy shit that's awesome

I want to try

Does it work on other people or just you