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thefarshore2016-06-04 12:02 pm
pachintoki) wrote in thefarshore2016-06-04 12:02 pm
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BBS 2 - you know you're bad at a game when your friends won't play with you anymore
Posted: 22 Mar 2016 15:30
From: GINTOKI
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ITHINK I KNW WHAT MY POWERRS ARE OW [typing so fast!?]
[And there's a video posted. The video, which was recorded awhile before the post, shows Gintoki, and he's clearly at Inari's home on the Far Shore, in what looks like a really beautiful moss-covered garden. His ears are just barely visible, almost looking transparent.
Gintoki's there, and the ground around him is littered with small wooden skewers. In a stone lantern nearby, there's a few jars of what can only be sake. In the video, the viewer can hear him yelling.
"Oi, Ross-kun! Ross-kun come here! Hurry, oi oi, you're a pretty miserable shinki if I gotta call you this many times!"
And then Gintoki looks at the video, adjusting it a bit - he's clearly using some kind of phone to record this -- he'll cover his mouth with his hand, clearly laughing into it.
"Ne ne, Watch this. . . watch, watch watch . . . he's coming, he's coming. . ."
There's the sound of a sliding door opening and. . .
"Hey, Ross-kun! Catch!"
And with that, he's lifting a large, very mossy boulder in the garden - it's seriously the size of a smallish animal, like a sheep or a large dog - and he'll give it a toss, high in the air, like its a beach ball. Then he's frantically grabbing the camera, turning it so we can all see Ross --
And he'll just boredly look at Gintoki. Somewhere in the background, you can hear a few put-upon, almost irritated squawks coming from a crow. The boulder lands next to Ross, embedding itself into the ground with a cloud of dirt and dust, and Ross only keeps looking at Gintoki, completely unphased, but now covered with dirt.
The crow lands on the boulder and shakes its wings a bit. Both crow and Ross only look at Gintoki, unimpressed, and the crow caws - a single, pointed squawk.
Gintoki's whine will come back in over the video.
"Ehhhh? You didn't catch it---" Then the video cuts off. ]
IT STARTS WHEN I ATE THE DANGO
M GONNA EATALL THE THINS IN THE HOUSE
BRING FOOD
[ooc: Basically, party at Inari's! Gintoki has discovered his god ability of 'food empowerment' - basically, he gets temporary powers when eating certain things. There will be a log going up for those who want to come over and bring food. Feel free to reply to the BBS though!
Log now here!]
From: GINTOKI
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ITHINK I KNW WHAT MY POWERRS ARE OW [typing so fast!?]
[And there's a video posted. The video, which was recorded awhile before the post, shows Gintoki, and he's clearly at Inari's home on the Far Shore, in what looks like a really beautiful moss-covered garden. His ears are just barely visible, almost looking transparent.
Gintoki's there, and the ground around him is littered with small wooden skewers. In a stone lantern nearby, there's a few jars of what can only be sake. In the video, the viewer can hear him yelling.
"Oi, Ross-kun! Ross-kun come here! Hurry, oi oi, you're a pretty miserable shinki if I gotta call you this many times!"
And then Gintoki looks at the video, adjusting it a bit - he's clearly using some kind of phone to record this -- he'll cover his mouth with his hand, clearly laughing into it.
"Ne ne, Watch this. . . watch, watch watch . . . he's coming, he's coming. . ."
There's the sound of a sliding door opening and. . .
"Hey, Ross-kun! Catch!"
And with that, he's lifting a large, very mossy boulder in the garden - it's seriously the size of a smallish animal, like a sheep or a large dog - and he'll give it a toss, high in the air, like its a beach ball. Then he's frantically grabbing the camera, turning it so we can all see Ross --
And he'll just boredly look at Gintoki. Somewhere in the background, you can hear a few put-upon, almost irritated squawks coming from a crow. The boulder lands next to Ross, embedding itself into the ground with a cloud of dirt and dust, and Ross only keeps looking at Gintoki, completely unphased, but now covered with dirt.
The crow lands on the boulder and shakes its wings a bit. Both crow and Ross only look at Gintoki, unimpressed, and the crow caws - a single, pointed squawk.
Gintoki's whine will come back in over the video.
"Ehhhh? You didn't catch it---" Then the video cuts off. ]
IT STARTS WHEN I ATE THE DANGO
M GONNA EATALL THE THINS IN THE HOUSE
BRING FOOD
[ooc: Basically, party at Inari's! Gintoki has discovered his god ability of 'food empowerment' - basically, he gets temporary powers when eating certain things. There will be a log going up for those who want to come over and bring food. Feel free to reply to the BBS though!
Log now here!]
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oh its you
that one kid who knows everything and is kinda annoying
flosskun is fine you can come look at him. and the other guy is just a crow. besides im pretty sure that shinki whatever crap office is something you made up just now.
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It’s not. It’s right here.
[Attached is a selfie of a bored-looking Yukine outside a building that – sure enough – has ‘Shinki Labor Standards Inspection Office’ written over the entrance.
He just felt compelled to go out of his way to drive the point home. You’re welcome.]
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ehhhh? who knew a place like that existed. what about a god protection from terrible shinki office
that seems fair
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But too bad. I suppose the gods are supposed to be able to handle it on their own.
[At least, he's pretty sure it's like that.]
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well its not like i can make my shinki do stuff
the crow does whatever i say because hes weird but flosskun is a growing boy
hes not a man yet
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Doing what you say counts as 'weird'?
Anyway, I hope you can all get along as much as possible. Things will go a lot easier for both you and them that way.
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oh there you are flosskun
you shouldnt listen in on peoples conversations
seriously where are your manners
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i'm still looking for someone to teach me about that
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you wanna learn the hard way or the easy way
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if it is, i'll pass
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the easy way is buying me a parfait
the hard way is doing all the dishes for a week
and then buying me a parfait
[he just wants a parfait?]
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[He's gonna eat it on the way back though.
After buying one for each of them.]