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Sakata Gintoki ([personal profile] pachintoki) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2016-06-04 12:02 pm

BBS 2 - you know you're bad at a game when your friends won't play with you anymore

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 15:30
From: GINTOKI

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ITHINK I KNW WHAT MY POWERRS ARE OW
[typing so fast!?]

[And there's a video posted. The video, which was recorded awhile before the post, shows Gintoki, and he's clearly at Inari's home on the Far Shore, in what looks like a really beautiful moss-covered garden. His ears are just barely visible, almost looking transparent.

Gintoki's there, and the ground around him is littered with small wooden skewers. In a stone lantern nearby, there's a few jars of what can only be sake. In the video, the viewer can hear him yelling.

"Oi, Ross-kun! Ross-kun come here! Hurry, oi oi, you're a pretty miserable shinki if I gotta call you this many times!"

And then Gintoki looks at the video, adjusting it a bit - he's clearly using some kind of phone to record this -- he'll cover his mouth with his hand, clearly laughing into it.

"Ne ne, Watch this. . . watch, watch watch . . . he's coming, he's coming. . ."

There's the sound of a sliding door opening and. . .

"Hey, Ross-kun! Catch!"

And with that, he's lifting a large, very mossy boulder in the garden - it's seriously the size of a smallish animal, like a sheep or a large dog - and he'll give it a toss, high in the air, like its a beach ball. Then he's frantically grabbing the camera, turning it so we can all see Ross --

And he'll just boredly look at Gintoki. Somewhere in the background, you can hear a few put-upon, almost irritated squawks coming from a crow. The boulder lands next to Ross, embedding itself into the ground with a cloud of dirt and dust, and Ross only keeps looking at Gintoki, completely unphased, but now covered with dirt.

The crow lands on the boulder and shakes its wings a bit. Both crow and Ross only look at Gintoki, unimpressed, and the crow caws - a single, pointed squawk.

Gintoki's whine will come back in over the video.

"Ehhhh? You didn't catch it---" Then the video cuts off. ]


IT STARTS WHEN I ATE THE DANGO

M GONNA EATALL THE THINS IN THE HOUSE
BRING FOOD

[ooc: Basically, party at Inari's! Gintoki has discovered his god ability of 'food empowerment' - basically, he gets temporary powers when eating certain things.  There will be a log going up for those who want to come over and bring food. Feel free to reply to the BBS though!  

Log now here!]

birdstheword: (✂ 244)

[personal profile] birdstheword 2016-06-12 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Oh! I can cook! I can bring you something super tasty over! Lots of things!

Hope you're hungry! Ross-san too!
birdstheword: <user name=starswirl> (✄ 11)

[personal profile] birdstheword 2016-06-16 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
i can!

can you cook at all?