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Date: July 29
Posted by: Inti

Good day, everypony! I have a question for you all: when those ayakashi that looked like fireflies came out of the opening near the viewing, at one point there was a giant sword hovering above the scene.

Does anypony know what that was about?

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Okay, wait. What's an alicorn? I thought you were a talking horse....

[Or, at least, that's what he's guessing from the whole "everypony" bit. It's possible this assumption was a little rude. Talking animals seem somehow normal, though. In their way.]

Pony. [Why does everypony go straight to 'horse'? It's very strange.] An alicorn is a pony with the gifts and virtues of a unicorn, a pegasus, and an earth pony.

So.. you're a unicorn pony with wings, and, uh...

[What's an earth pony?

He's got the sense to stop before he suggests the first thing that comes to mind out loud, which is 'muddy hooves.']

... um.

The wings of a pegasus and their ability to control the weather. The horn of a unicorn, and their ability to cast spells. The strength and endurance of an earth pony, and their affinity with the land.

That's a lot of magic.

[Weather control is tough. That's god level power all on its own: for a moment, he wonders what she has as a divine power on top of it.]

So anybody who's born an alicorn where you're from gets to be royalty?

[Weather control is a fact of life in Equestria. The weather just... doing its own thing, here? Still very weird.]

My mentor, a truly great unicorn named Star Swirl the Bearded, asked my sister and I to become the Princesses of Equestria when it was founded. Before then, unicorns held the titles of royalty and aristocracy, and many still do. But that is not the same thing at all. My, ah, very distant nephew Prince Blueblood is terribly unsuited to rule, for example.

[Star Swirl the Bearded.... okay, okay, maybe this is a normal pony name....]

Oh. Okay, so you rule, but it's still hereditary for titles and stuff?

It sounds like your country must be pretty new, if you're the first two princesses.

Unicorn aristocracy is mostly meaningless these days, though they put a great deal of stock into it.

As for Equestria, it is somewhere over two thousand years old.

Wait. Wait. Does that mean you're more than --

[his voice rises just a little, not quite to a squeak]

-- two thousand years old?!

Somewhere around there, yes. I've lost track of the precise time, as you might well expect after all that. My sister and I, being alicorns, age much differently than most ponies.

[He only has one thing to say, very sincerely.]

Wow.

I'll take that as a compliment. Even if it does concern my age. [She's teasing, honestly.]

Oh! No, I didn't mean -- I mean -- uh -- you sound really young! Like not a day over twenty! I'd never guess!

[He's painfully easy to tease.]

Oh, for all my age and experience, I don't sound like I am wise or learned at all? [She's definitely teasing.]

Now you're just being mean.

I am sorry. [Despite her humor, she really means that apology, too.] I'm just not at all used to others not being familiar with me and my history.

I guess if you've been royalty for that long, that makes sense. How long have you been here?

Not long at all. [Of course, by her standards, years are not terribly long at all.] I arrived just as shrines were opening up all around the Near Shore.

Oh, you mean when Amaterasu's temple burned down?

That was just before I got here.

Then you have seen almost as much of this world, Far and Near, as I have.

I don't know, you're still senior to me here!

Even if just by a week or so.

You can't imagine how short a time that is to me.

You know, I think even if you're two thousand years old, a week is a week. You can experience a lot in that time!

Especially in a brand-new place full of strangers.

That's very true, and very wise of you to understand. But I still can assure you, your experiences are no less than mine for that short difference of time!

Right, right.

Anyway it's been nice meeting you, your highness! Let me know if you find out what happened with that sword thing, okay?

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