reformedsinner: (as a matter of fact!)
Cho Hakkai ([personal profile] reformedsinner) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2017-05-26 09:38 am

Heaven's BBS | Text

Posted: July 18
From: Li Tieguai

Good afternoon, everyone. Please excuse my change of name: this is Cho Hakkai.

I appear to have reappeared. Although I don't want to give undue hope to anyone who's recently lost a god or shinki, I'd like to announce that my classes will be continuing as usual.

To those who were living upstairs at the school the past few days, I expect you to help me clean up the mess. You know who you are.


[There are animal cracker crumbs everywhere.

And apart from that he's just not going to mention the events of last few days. At least he wasn't an actual child, but....]


Does anyone have an idea what might have caused it? I'm certain I felt something in the air for a few hours before it happened.
sonofson: (0223)

[Voice]

[personal profile] sonofson 2017-05-26 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you tell him if I did?

[Think about that Izumo]
small_reservations: (Lemme 'splain you a thing)

[personal profile] small_reservations 2017-05-26 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I've only seen them running around with books. Worth a shot, I guess.
kokuyoyo: (I mean I don't even call it a hangover)

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[personal profile] kokuyoyo 2017-05-26 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rude as hell, Hakkai.]

They're not the best.

Also I felt something too but I don't know what it was.


[And that's all he'll say, just to add something there.]
kokuyoyo: (Woke up with a squirrel in my bed.)

[personal profile] kokuyoyo 2017-05-26 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a school, not a home....

[Hope you like miso chicken teriyaki, Axel, because that's what he looked up.]
small_reservations: (Smile 1)

[personal profile] small_reservations 2017-05-26 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Axel will eat anything.]

It still needs cleaning!
toremainbehind: ([127])

[Voice]

[personal profile] toremainbehind 2017-05-26 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I won't have to tell him.

[Can you hear the smile in his voice, Goten. Can you.]

Hakkai doesn't need me telling him anything.
sonofson: (0130)

[Voice]

[personal profile] sonofson 2017-05-26 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
....

[All of that can be taken in multiple different ways]

...right.
toremainbehind: ([02] Is neither strong nor free)

[Voice]

[personal profile] toremainbehind 2017-05-26 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[He chuckles.]

Enjoy class, Goten.

[And yes, he'll end the call now, but Goten's always free to come and find him.]
erogappa: (smoking -- th'fuck did you say?)

[personal profile] erogappa 2017-05-26 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
So we got young and they got old?

[ Except Sharak was aged too, wasn't she? ]

Most of us anyway.

[ But if most of the gods and shinki got turned into kids, and most of the library goblins got aged up so far they died, then doesn't that sound like the years were taken from them and given to the goblins? And then when the goblins died, everyone's age reverted? ]

It sounds like it was a spell that went wrong.
bartenderizing: (Now I'm the asshole on the phone)

[personal profile] bartenderizing 2017-05-26 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
ya know a lot of shit happened when someone said you disappeared

i almost didnt realize who you were the other day. if so much wasnt the same idve thought you were just a relative or something


[ The closest he could get to explaining it, while not completely what he means, is that Hakkai had the same sick sense of humor. Whether that was humor or not was another story, but Shizuo wasn't exactly the investigating/analyzing type.

Hell, he barely remembers that he was going to tear Hakkai a new one for just that. No, wait, he shoots off a second text as he realized. ]


oh yeah

did you know that sharak was the type to use guns on people shes training?
bartenderizing: (Infecting everything)

[personal profile] bartenderizing 2017-05-27 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
so your ears grew and you got markings as you got older?

[ Man. Youkai are weird. ]

she used it on her shinki not me.

so if you had known you wouldve given me a heads up yeah?
bartenderizing: (It's all pretty fuzzy by now)

[personal profile] bartenderizing 2017-05-27 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
seriously?

... so you wouldve warned me to duck but wouldnt say that id be ducking bullets?


[ Just. To get a bit of clarification on this. Guns are dangerous Hakkai. People should be warned about that. It's not like you know how he doesn't feel pain. Or Shizuo just wouldn't remember sharing that information. ]
bartenderizing: (Please invest in a conscience)

[personal profile] bartenderizing 2017-05-27 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
she hasnt yet

[ Yet. His instincts say it's only a matter of time, Hakkai. Only a matter of time. ]

she just kicked me and kept throwing stuff at my head.
bartenderizing: You started this atrocity (You started this atrocity)

[personal profile] bartenderizing 2017-05-27 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
i think it counts for a standing warning

[ Next thing that Shizuo knows is that Hakkai's next reason is that it really isn't his business to get too into this. He was giving advice- though he made a weird point about the one temple with traps-

This was all a set up for some sick amusement, wasn't it? ]
bartenderizing: (The life you wasted)

[personal profile] bartenderizing 2017-05-27 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
... i feel like while your being mostly honest theres some huge understatement in there

[ A lot of that is true. Shizuo wouldn't have asked for her help if he didn't trust Sharak. However he was also less aware of her ways.

At least he's not so petty to go asking about Hakkai's 'wife.' ]

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