Heaven's BBS | Text

[cryptaesthesia]

Posted: July 15th 2016
From: Coeus


My. This place is rather lawless, isn't it?



[Private to Farfarello:]

You can't call it getting away with murder if you can't even get the murder part right.


[Private to Scully:]

I think it goes without saying some of the recent events here are worth looking into. Where would you like to start?


[Private to Nagi:]

I have a list of individuals I want you to conduct surveillance on. Is this something you are able to do for me?


[Private to Chikusa:]

Do you think there's any factors that determine if an individual comes back as a god or shinki? Or even if they come back at all?

Do you want to find out?

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text ♔ from Apollo

[priforprince]

It's a completely incompetent system.

[ Not only does the place keep catching on fire, more uninvited people came on her hot springs trip than invited people. And one of the shinki here is a natural sentence ender user.

Some Heaven this turned out to be. ]

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[cryptaesthesia]

It definitely has room for improvement.

What happened to you?

[priforprince]

The distribution of godhoods seems absolutely arbitrary. Some with no presence whatsover aren't helped by the limitations put upon us on the mortal plane.

[ Ugh. She has to take a tea break before she feels up to the next part. She has extremely serious grievances, you see. None more so than this: ]

And then there's the sentence enders.

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[cryptaesthesia]

Sentence enders?

[priforprince]

Indeed. Not only have so-called gods adopted them at will, one mutt arrived with a tendency of attaching a particularly irritating example to his already imbecilic dialogue.

Still, I would be willing to overlook such imperfections in light of our overseers' recognition of my abilities were this not supposedly a heavenly realm. There is no place for sentence enders in Heaven. This seems highly suspicious.

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[cryptaesthesia]

Obviously something is rather amiss here.
Have you been looking into it?

[priforprince]

More pressing matters demand my attention.

[ Like the IDOL WARS. ]

[cryptaesthesia]

Of course.

[priforprince]

[ Desire to keep information close to her chest faces desire to show off in a swift showdown.

The results are brutal. ]

I can say this. Whatever system governs this universe is inaccessible with current technology.

[ If she tried, and she failed, then it cannot be done. Her mind is absolutely set on that point. ]

[cryptaesthesia]

What makes you say that?

[priforprince]

It was impossible for me.

[ she

she straight-up said it ]