Heaven's BBS | Video

[thevanguard]

From: Misaki Yata, Saruhiko Fushimi
Posted: July 6

[ The video starts scrolling to show a floor filled with multicolored plush toys - most of which might be familiar from the recent festival. There’s easily several dozen filling the frame before the feed swings up to catch the pair of people addressing the BBS today.

Yata, the one clearly holding the phone, looks a little sheepish about it, but isn’t letting that stop them. Fushimi, meanwhile, just looks...grumpy. ]

So, uh. We might need some help. We sorta…. overdid it at the festival and ended up with… a lot more prizes than we know what to do with. ….Help?

You overdid it. You wouldn’t admit defeat.

[ Cue a twitch from the shorter boy at his side. ] That’s because I wasn’t defeated!

You were. Several times, but you just had to keep going “five out eight” or whatever.

[ Fushimi was honestly not much better. He’s just not going to say that. ]

Argh! Whatever! Just. Look! If anyone wants some of these, we have too many, so come take them off our hands, alright?

[ Fushimi swipes the camera for a second. ]

Five hundred yen for one.

[ He smirks the tiniest bit.

He is one hundred percent trying to get a reaction out of the redhead. He’s discovered it’s easy and entertaining!

It works. ] What?! [ Yata punches him in the arm before stealing the camera back and looking more than a little exasperated. ] Ignore him. They’re free. I’ve got them at my god’s temple for the time being if anyone wants to swing by and grab some. Or knows anything else we could do with them.

First person to suggest “burn them” gets burned themselves. These things reek when you set them on fire.

[ He’s not sure how he knows that, but he does. And before the rest of the Heavens start questioning what else could follow that rather dubious statement, Yata flicks the video feed off to end the transmission. ]

Comments

[thevanguard]

Huh?

[ That went clear over his head anyway. ]

Look, I gave you a goldfish already. And yeah, anyone will do, I just want to get rid of them.

[nohorn]

[ Does she have to spell it out? She will spell it out if she has to. ]

Did you think it only takes a single gift to win a maiden's heart? But it sounds like you would prefer... something a bit easier.

[monkeyblue]

[Okay, Fushimi's been ignoring this mostly but now?

Now the stupid hurts.]

She's implying you want to have sex with her, Yata.

[thevanguard]

[ Yata just buries his head in his hands. ]

I don't want to have sex with anyone, I just want my damn floor back!

[nohorn]

[ She probably she be better at hiding how funny she finds this situation, but that would be too much work. Instead, she can barely even hide that she turns her head to laugh, a few giggles through her nose, as if she were looking down on Yata.

Although she laughs, and pretty openly at that, she eventually collects herself and turns back to speak to them both. ]

If you'd rather take me out on a date instead, I could be persuaded with the Pink Elephant, the red cat, the blue dog, and an assortment of the smaller animals over there.

[thevanguard]

I'm not asking you out on a date!

[ The denial is very vehement. And don't think he's falling for your tears trick a second time! Probably. ]

What will persuade you that I'm not interested?!

[nohorn]

[ She knows better than to so blatantly go into the tears again so soon! Those tricks lose potency after the first time after all. ]

I see. There is someone else already in your heart. I hope you and megane-kun are happy.

[monkeyblue]

....are you talking about me?

[nohorn]

[ Of course she is. ]

Please allow me to attend the marriage ceremony in the future.

[monkeyblue]

We just met. Are you insane?

[nohorn]

[ No, she just really dislikes a boring life, and can't help but entertain herself this way. ]

I see. You're the type who prefers a draw out engagement.

I love you and everything you do omg

[monkeyblue]

We're not engaged.

ahaha thank you!!

[nohorn]

Is that that true?

[ She sounds surprised, but she won't push it. Instead she'll just pucker her lips as she thinks, and then adds: ]

Does he know?

[monkeyblue]

Obviously, since he's right here and we just met at the festival.

[Stupid irl trolls....]

[nohorn]

It must have been a touching moment, meeting under the heavens on a bridge for lovers.

[ She smiles, bringing her hands to her cheeks like a shy maiden. ]

I can imagine it now...

[monkeyblue]

Tch.

[This girl. This girl.]

If you want something that cheesy, I'm sure you can find a BL doujin somewhere. Freak.

[thevanguard]

[ Meanwhile Yata will be over here rolling on the floor laughing because at leats he's not the sole target for this anymore and the expression on Saru's face at this entire conversation has made everything 9000% better. ]

[monkeyblue]

[And Fushimi is just going to.

Lightly kick at the howling chihuahua on the ground.]

[nohorn]

[ Chihuahua?? That's something she needs to know, so she can call Yata that and never learn his name. ]

BL? Doujin? Explain.

[monkeyblue]

No. Google it.

that icon looks like he's a wota

[nohorn]

Gu-gu-ru?

Are you making up words now?

[ What is modern technology? ]

XD

[monkeyblue]

No.

[Not sure if trolling or serious...]

Go to a library offering internet classes for the elderly and sit in on a few.

the question is which idol group is his favorite

[nohorn]

[ Always trolling, but at the moment she's serious. ]

Are you asking me out on a double date?

[monkeyblue]

No, I'm telling you to educate yourself if you don't know what Google is.

sorry, been on hiatus! no pressure to continue if you dont wanna

[nohorn]

Where I'm from there were no such thing as the World Wide Internet. I've already mastered sending long-distance messages, you can praise me for my aptitude already.