Heaven's BBS

[outwardinsight]

Posted 29 March 2016 06:00
From: Kurosaki

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To Whom It May Concern:

I am Kurosaki Hisoka, a shinigami of the Summons Division assigned to Kyushu. For more than a month now, I was placed with my partner, Tsuzuki Asato, under the role of a divine vessel. Due to a situation beyond our control, this is not the case any longer. If I caused you any concern, I would like to speak with you.

I have recently been informed that I have had the title of the god Fudaishi transferred to me. I understand that this is an anomalous situation, so I'm looking for information on the following subjects:

• Navigating Heaven's bureaucracy


• Current research in the transferrance of divine power


• Mechanics of how gods handle stray souls


• Divine spells governing loss of memory

Kurosaki Hisoka
Interim Patron Deity of Libraries

Comments

[leggierissimo]

If she didn't grant audience to the one that's taken her ex-husband's position, I'm not sure who she will grant it to. But you're welcome to try.

Understandably, she was under quite a bit of stress when we spoke, so things may change once it all settles. Tajimamori and I have already discussed some things, and likely will more in the future, so I suppose I can divvy my attention to you, too, considering your personal attachment.

[outwardinsight]

It's not like you're actually her ex-husband, so I can't see why she'd be any more interested in talking to you compared to anyone else recently pulled into this situation. Actually, wouldn't that be a strike against you? Someone assuming a neutral role might have better luck.

[leggierissimo]

She told me not to act like such a stranger. One can only assume.

[outwardinsight]

I can't begin to guess what a god as great as her might be thinking, but I wouldn't assume too much if I were you.

[leggierissimo]

I'm only doing as she's asked. Maybe some good can come of it.

What is your plan, though, Fudaishi-kun? Do enlighten me.

[outwardinsight]

That's not my name. Call me Kurosaki.

[leggierissimo]

My, aren't we demanding? And here I freely gave you information. That's not very becoming of someone temporarily taking the position of the patron deity of libraries, you know.

[outwardinsight]

If you want gratitude, call people what they want to be called.

[leggierissimo]

I see someone lost their sense of fun.

I suppose I can remit formal titles for now, if it's that bothersome for you, Hisoka-kun.

[outwardinsight]

Are you always like this, or did I do something in particular to warrant it?

[leggierissimo]

Oh, nothing in particular. Life is boring without a little fun.

[outwardinsight]

You should try boring. It could be a novelty at this point.

[leggierissimo]

Been there, done that. The t-shirt was overpriced.

[outwardinsight]

You should try it anyway, Joshua-kun.

[leggierissimo]

I think I'll pass. But thanks for the offer.