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[ittenbari]

From: Sakon
Posted: June 29

So.

Um.

If your god leaves, are you supposed to go somewhere...? Or call someone...?

I ate too many manju and I think I'm gonna be sick.

[Warning: Unaccompanied manchild.]

Comments

[ittenbari]

No, sometimes I get drunk or go gambling or watch videos on Youtube, but there was manju, so I ate it.

[shiitan]

[He was feeling a headache coming on...]

someone should get a babysitter for you

[ittenbari]

Yeah, probably.

Maybe a cute one.

[shiitan]

then start asking people on here to be your babysitter

someone will agree at some point if you keep trying

[ittenbari]

I don't know.

If you ask, then it's just weird.

[shiitan]

needing one in the first place is already weird

I'm not volunteering to ask around either

[ittenbari]

I'm sure I don't really NEED one, but who wouldn't want someone cute to take care of them?

[shiitan]

me

I don't want anyone taking care of me

[No comment on the cute part, though.]

[ittenbari]

You gotta live a little, Ross!

[shiitan]

I would but that's pretty hard to do when you're already dead

[ittenbari]

Technically, but not really!

[shiitan]

then tell me what your idea of living a little is

besides eating manju until you feel sick

[ittenbari]

Well, MY idea is going out and having fun! Drinking, gambling, finding someone cute to flirt with, that kind of thing! I guess everyone has their own idea of what's fun, though.

[shiitan]

yours is more normal than I expected. it wouldn't be hard to find other people who have the same ideas as you

[ittenbari]

Well, there was a time when I was gonna do dangerous stuff and have someone film it and put it on the internet, but then I found out most people can't see us.

[shiitan]

[...Why was this moment of comedy gold taken away before it could come to fruition!?]

isn't it okay as long as it makes the people who can see us happy?

[ittenbari]

You think so?

You think I should still do it?

I still have lots of ideas but not ghost peppers anymore because it looks like those are super expensive.

[shiitan]

I do think so. I'll even help you

though if you have lots of ideas already maybe you don't need it

[ittenbari]

More ideas are always good!

The suggestion box is always open!

[shiitan]

great, I'll keep that in mind

[Run Sakon! You're becoming the new Alba!!]