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[letteropener]

From: Inti
Date: June 28

Greetings to everypony. My name is Princess Celestia, and here I have assumed the role of the god Inti.

This is not too far away from my role in Equestria, and yet this world's sun seems to require no intervention -- magical, divine, or otherwise -- to keep it moving neatly through the sky. I am also told that the moon keeps its own schedule irrespective of the night. All things considered, I have to conclude that things work very differently here.

Nonetheless, I am particularly interested in meeting other gods whose domain includes the sun. I would like to invite you all to my temple, so we can greet each other and learn more about our gods and our purposes of here. (Of course, anypony else is welcome to come as well. I have so much to learn here!)

Lastly, please allow me to conclude with a compliment to these amazing communication devices -- but perhaps we could find a way to make them more accessible? I am fortunate to have my magic, but if an earth pony or pegasus were to come here, they might have a terrible time with working these things.

~Princess Celestia

Comments

[bartenderizing]

maybe not when its cups and trees

its uh been more of a problem then anything else

[letteropener]

You need to learn control, is that correct?

[bartenderizing]

ive got it. they break when im barely holding them

i just need stronger cups

[ Never mind the tree thing. He's too embarrassed to admit that in any kind of detail. ]

[letteropener]

[If Celestia is perfectly honest, that seems like a control problem to her still.]

And yet there are many things that need to be broken.

[bartenderizing]

[ That's because she's absolutely correct. Though he really has more strength than any normal person should have (in a world of where it really is abnormal.) She's still not wrong. ]

i dont know what those things could be but theres way more that shouldnt

[letteropener]

There are more things in this world that should not be baked than should, and yet baking is a very valuable talent.

[bartenderizing]

its also obvious what baking is good for and how it helps. ppl want bakers.

[letteropener]

People want flat land for construction, or old walls taken down, or many smaller stones instead of one large one.

[bartenderizing]

[ And unfortunately, as Shizuo doesn't really know a good response- because while she's right, it didn't seem like what he could do meant anything good like that. So what happen when someone that's not good with words has no clue what to say?

While not realizing it's rude to most people, he doesn't respond.

Someday he'll come around and figure it out. ]