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[letteropener]

From: Inti
Date: June 28

Greetings to everypony. My name is Princess Celestia, and here I have assumed the role of the god Inti.

This is not too far away from my role in Equestria, and yet this world's sun seems to require no intervention -- magical, divine, or otherwise -- to keep it moving neatly through the sky. I am also told that the moon keeps its own schedule irrespective of the night. All things considered, I have to conclude that things work very differently here.

Nonetheless, I am particularly interested in meeting other gods whose domain includes the sun. I would like to invite you all to my temple, so we can greet each other and learn more about our gods and our purposes of here. (Of course, anypony else is welcome to come as well. I have so much to learn here!)

Lastly, please allow me to conclude with a compliment to these amazing communication devices -- but perhaps we could find a way to make them more accessible? I am fortunate to have my magic, but if an earth pony or pegasus were to come here, they might have a terrible time with working these things.

~Princess Celestia

Comments

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[letteropener]

These very small letters are quite difficult to press with hooves, I am afraid. Even taking off my shoes, I struggled. A pony without magic would be in trouble.

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[pure_radiantics]

[She's trying to imagine that and is successful. Like a small pony even. That would just break a phone probably.]

Hmm, I see what you mean... I wonder if there's a way to make carpet-sized keyboards if that happens.

[letteropener]

Those might be difficult to transport though. Could it not be set up that you could write on it, and it would know what you write?

[pure_radiantics]

I don't know how to do that myself... but you're probably right. That doesn't really sound too weird to me, considering what else these phones are capable of.

I'll try to think about it and ask around - maybe some of the gods know how that sort of thing works.

[letteropener]

There must be a way... even if the question is purely academic.

[There are, after all, no other ponies here.]

[pure_radiantics]

I think so too! There's all kinds of cool pieces of technology on the Near Shore and lots of people smarter than me here in the Far Shore who might know more about something that happened before we arrived.

[letteropener]

Do you know of anypony I should ask? Even if I traveled to the Near Shore in disguise, I would not know what to look for!

[pure_radiantics]

What kind of disguise would you use?

[She has no idea what sort of power Celestia has.]

[letteropener]

Well, as it happens, with my new title here I have apparently received a new power: to change my shape. I could assume an animal form, or even a human one!

[pure_radiantics]

That's... super useful! Do you think you can like... design how you look as a human? That sounds like one cool afternoon looking in the mirror!

[letteropener]

I do not think I can do that any more than I can change my appearance as a pony, I am afraid.