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[letteropener]

From: Inti
Date: June 28

Greetings to everypony. My name is Princess Celestia, and here I have assumed the role of the god Inti.

This is not too far away from my role in Equestria, and yet this world's sun seems to require no intervention -- magical, divine, or otherwise -- to keep it moving neatly through the sky. I am also told that the moon keeps its own schedule irrespective of the night. All things considered, I have to conclude that things work very differently here.

Nonetheless, I am particularly interested in meeting other gods whose domain includes the sun. I would like to invite you all to my temple, so we can greet each other and learn more about our gods and our purposes of here. (Of course, anypony else is welcome to come as well. I have so much to learn here!)

Lastly, please allow me to conclude with a compliment to these amazing communication devices -- but perhaps we could find a way to make them more accessible? I am fortunate to have my magic, but if an earth pony or pegasus were to come here, they might have a terrible time with working these things.

~Princess Celestia

Comments

[letteropener]

But you are omnivores, are you not? We ponies are herbivores.

[rainbowmaster]

That's true; we do eat meat. Though, there are also some humans who chooses to be herbivores only.

[Or carnivores.]

[letteropener]

But ponykind is exclusively herbivorous. There is no matter of choice involved. We don't have the ability to eat meat. It would make us sick.

[rainbowmaster]

Then don't worry about it. If necessary, I can just bring over some snacks for the humans to eat if you need me to. I don't mind--and even perhaps some things you can eat, too.

[letteropener]

I would greatly appreciate the help. While I could probably eat any variety of food if I assumed a different form, I have to admit that I'm in no hurry at all to eat meat even if I can.

[rainbowmaster]

Leave it to me then.

[letteropener]

Thank you very much. But I don't believe I've gotten your name yet!

[rainbowmaster]

My name is Johan.

[letteropener]

It's very nice to speak with you, Johan, and I look forward to meeting you.