Text; a very merry unbirthday to you

[oathkeeper]

From: sora
Date: June 28

[Private: Filtered to CR of Leo and Roxas. Locked from Leo and Roxas.]

hey there! if you didn’t already know leo’s birthday is on June 30th! and a week later is roxas’ birthday on July 7th!

we (being me, kairi and forrest) are planning a surprise birthday party for them right smack dab in the middle of that week on july 3rd! we’ll be having it at my temple—baldr’s temple. you’re all invited! just don’t spill the beans about the party to either of them!! we want them to grumble in surprise!

gifts for them are more than welcome and feel free to bring all the food and snacks and drinks you’d like, there’s never enough of those things. there will be games and my temple is on the beach so feel free to bring whatever for the sand!

does anyone know how to bake a cake from scratch that can teach me, too?

see you there!!

oh and we do have a bear that wanders around the grounds once in a while, just be careful not to upset her she's super mean sometimes.

Comments

[oathkeeper]

jakob!! help make a some nice cakes, okay?? he'll love it!

[gentilitea]

But of course. I could do no less for Lord Roxas.
Although I would appreciate more insight into his preferences.
What sorts of flavors tickle his fancy? Does he prefer to wash his cakes down with tea? How many guests will be attending?

[ Allow him to just…casually not mention Leo. Because fuck that guy. ]

[oathkeeper]

you're the best, jakob!

he like sweet flavors and stuff, fruit flavors and chocolates. but he hates anything with red bean. and he has a ton of tea stuff already but i bet you know lots of good stuff?

im actually trying to convince his god-sister to come and she loves tea to maybe you can help me convince her...haha...

dunno how many yet, we kind of just invited all their close friends but maybe around ... 20?

[gentilitea]

Of course I am [ Sora pls don’t stroke his ego like this ]
Thank you for the information, Sora. All this is most helpful.
You can be sure that I will bake him the most sumptuous cakes you can imagine. [ Whatever happened to teaching him how to bake, though… ]
And as to the matter of this “sister,” you’ll have to clarify that. I have no idea what you are talking about.

[ Save, apparently, that he might not like the answer at all… ]

[oathkeeper]

[Hey, Sora only speaks in truths.

Sora wants to learn to bake but Jakob is already a master and likes this kinda thing so why not let him take the lead? Better than burning down a kitchen!]

roxas has a god-sister names hibiki. she's the goddess apollo which is artemis' twin.

but she's not too interested in coming to roxas' birthday and i really want her to come. she likes tea so I've been trying to convince her to come because roxas has a pretty good collection! you know good stuff, right? maybe something you'd suggest for her if I give her some as a gift?

[And Sora would really rather not have to kidnap her again...]

[gentilitea]

[ Probably best not to let Jakob know of any ability to burn down a kitchen, yeah. Or…kidnapping… Sora wtf man ]

Oh?
Tea is a very complex subject, Sora. I am glad you have come to me because of it.
We wouldn’t want to send her the wrong message, after all.
Now tell me all you know about her tastes and habits. We shall make a statement out of the tea. One which she will not forget anytime soon!

[ Please don’t let him get all fired up for this— ]