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[godsoffortune]

Posted: 23 Mar 2016 12:00
From: Amaterasu

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It has come to my attention that recently there was a very large misunderstanding that resulted in quite a few Near Shore deaths and a number of gods and shinki being attacked by ayakashi. I would like to take this opportunity to apologize on behalf of the entirety of the Heavens for this grave mistake.

Unfortunately, there appears to have been a mix-up while delivering the chocolates and it seems that they became tainted in the process. We are currently uncertain as to whether this was the active working of someone against the Heavens or if it was simply an accident. Either way, a mistake was made and many people paid the consequences for it.

We assure you all that every effort to track down the culprits is being made and all security measures will be increased drastically from here on out to prevent any future incidents like this one.

Please feel free to direct any questions or concerns to this thread and they will be dealt with in a timely manner.

Thank you.

☼ Amaterasu ☼

Comments

[necrowmantic]

Aw, don't worry about it, it was great fun! But I think it'd be MORE fun to just cut out the chocolate-giving part, and get straight to the slaughter.

But your method works too!

[godsoffortune]

We certainly appreciate your sentiments, Henry, but please be aware that poisoning people and causing the chaos that resulted from handing out the chocolates was not, in fact, our intention.

It would be wise for you to keep that in mind before you say the first thing that comes to mind.

☼ Amaterasu ☼

[necrowmantic]

Nya ha! I'll try! I just thought it'd be nice to hear that not EVERYONE was totally disappointed and horrified by the mass incompetence and resulting deaths!

I mean, I still had a good time so it all sort of worked out I think

Keep up the good work!

[godsoffortune]

While I could take your enthusiasm as something disturbing, I will choose to accept it gratefully. It is very rare that we are praised anymore, after all.

So thank you, Henry. I appreciate it.

☼ Amaterasu ☼

[necrowmantic]

Ehh, really? I guess folks do blame gods for everything, huh?

But if you guys have any more totally accidental mass murder planned, you should definitely let me know. I can help!

Uh assuming I can find a helpful god to wave me around, anyway

[godsoffortune]

I would like to reiterate that this was, in fact, an accident and that the Heavens in no way intend to incite mass murder. We rely on the residents of the Near Shore in order to maintain our existence. There would be no point to destroying their livelihood if it can be helped.

☼ Amaterasu ☼