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[moonfang]

When: June 10
From: Zangetsu

me and five chickens need a place to stay

I mean I can sleep anywhere but the chickens need more structure and, ideally, a pen. they keep running off and i can't find them

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[chickshades]

why does everybody have chickens?

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[moonfang]

because you put bugs and trash and scraps in, and you get eggs out. eggs and copious amounts of shit but the eggs are worth it

[chickshades]

guess i should be happy izuminokami-san only has one

[moonfang]

one chicken doesn't make enough eggs

five is ideal

[chickshades]

how many eggs do you eat??

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[deniles]

If you had dinner, you'd only need to house yourself.

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[moonfang]

a fair point. but then I wouldnt have fresh eggs every day anymore :C

and you gotta ask yourself; are five chickens today worth no eggs ever???

text/anon forever i'm not adding this every time

[deniles]

Yes.

Note: I hate animals.

um but you must i insist

[moonfang]

i like to eat most animals

but im attached to these ones

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[countingthecost]

You and your chickens are welcome at my temple. I don't have a pen to house them, but it shouldn't be too hard to set up some fencing and a coop in the temple grounds.

voice;

[moonfang]

[there is a light clucking in the background. The shinki's voice is oddly distorted and reverberating, but that seems to be a function of his actual voice]

Ah, thanks. I can help put one up, no big deal. It's not hard. Where's yer temple? You can have some of the eggs if you want.

[countingthecost]

[...strange. But heck, his previous shinki was a reincarnated battleship. Who knows what other beings that have been brought here to play gods and shinki. Yamanami just makes a mental note to be prepared for this shinki, whatever they may look or sounds like. His voice certainly doesn't give away any apprehension, light and friendly as it is.] There's no need to give me anything in return, but thank you for your offer, Zangetsu-san.

[He'll then pass Zangetsu some directions to his temple ("Guan Yu's temple. The area is mountainous yet covered in thick forests, with a wide river running at the base of the mountains. There'll be a path that will lead you to the temple's entrance. I'm afraid it's quite a walk."), before ending with:]

I'll wait for you at the main entrance. Oh, and before I forget. My real name is Yamanami Keisuke. I look forward to meeting you and your chickens.

[Zangetsu will find that Yamanami wasn't kidding when he said that the shinki was in for a walk: it's honestly more of a hike. At least the scenery's beautiful, with tall peaks, patches of greenery and portions of the waterfall interspersed with the mist.

Yamanami will be at the outer gate, keeping an eye out for his visitor. Compared to the huge imposing doorway, he looks quite small and scrawny.]

[moonfang]

[yeah you better prepare yourself. He's by far and away the strangest looking Shinki here in his normal form. His former vessel forms are almost embarrassingly normal by comparison.

Either way, sounds like a nice enough place. Similar to Jin's temple, in a way.]

Roger. Be there soon.

[he packs up his few things and sets out. Surprisingly, it only takes him about an hour and a half to get there. Climbing isn't much of a problem when you can walk on air and jump twenty feet straight up.

He arrives sooner than any normal person should, and he is... very odd looking. His long hair is pulled back into a loose ponytail. He has on a large backpack and two duffle-bags swung over his shoulders. The bags are open, and five hens (two in the left bag and three in the right) poke their heads out, apparently nonplussed by their strange travel accommodations.

The voice distortion wasn't a function of the device, and his voice comes out in person just as odd and warbly]

Are you Yamanami?

Hades

[moonlitknight]

[ He doesn't remember him from when he was a shinki but for some reason Zero has the unnatural urge to respond. That, and he's got a soft spot for godless shinki which has nothing to do with his brother. ]

There's not much sunlight here but there's room, if you need it.

[moonfang]

[lonely, godless Shinki. And chickens.]

I got another offer but ill keep yours in mind. is your temple underground or something?

[moonlitknight]

[ As long as he has a place to stay, Zero doesn't care. ]

Most of it.

[ The entrance is above ground. ]

[moonfang]

Underground can be comfy. But I ain't sure the chickens would like it too much. they like to be in trees and shit

[nakemen]

You can't keep chickens in a pen. They have to be free. ESPECIALLY FIVE. Let them do what they want!!!

[moonfang]

They get to do what they want during the day. I pen and coop em at night so they dont get eaten, dumbass

[nakemen]

with your lousy chicken handling I bet they'd end up eaten anyway DUMBASS

[moonfang]

How dare you tell me how ta raise my own chickens?! Why dont ya come say that shit to MY FACE. you will see the happiest best cared for chickens you have EVER SEEN IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE and then you wont see anything else because Im gonna eat your dumb fuckin shittalking ass!

[cash me ousside how bou dah]

[reformedsinner]

Have you considered one of the abandoned temples? Or do you have a place to stay already?

[moonfang]

I thought about it, but you never know when those are gonna up and disappear on you, too. better an inhabited one

cause i tell you what i am _over_ goin to sleep in a bed and waking up in an empty field or whatever

[reformedsinner]

It does get old.

You've seen abandoned temples disappear? I haven't seen that happen yet.

[moonfang]

Nope. But I don't trust em not to