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why does everybody have chickens?

because you put bugs and trash and scraps in, and you get eggs out. eggs and copious amounts of shit but the eggs are worth it

If you had dinner, you'd only need to house yourself.

a fair point. but then I wouldnt have fresh eggs every day anymore :C

and you gotta ask yourself; are five chickens today worth no eggs ever???

Yes.

Note: I hate animals.

i like to eat most animals

but im attached to these ones

Well that's your problem, isn't it?

you got anything useful to say or ar eyou just gonna keep wasting my time?

I did give you something useful. You're just choosing to ignore it.

Maybe lose two chickens.

look i took your information and said i didnt wanna do that so thats all there is to it alright!!

I mean, sure, if you want to keep dragging around 5 dumb birds, go ahead.

You and your chickens are welcome at my temple. I don't have a pen to house them, but it shouldn't be too hard to set up some fencing and a coop in the temple grounds.

guess i should be happy izuminokami-san only has one

[ He doesn't remember him from when he was a shinki but for some reason Zero has the unnatural urge to respond. ~~That, and he's got a soft spot for godless shinki which has nothing to do with his brother.~~ ]

There's not much sunlight here but there's room, if you need it.

one chicken doesn't make enough eggs

five is ideal

theyre not dumb!!! THEYRE BADASS

[there is a light clucking in the background. The shinki's voice is oddly distorted and reverberating, but that seems to be a function of his actual voice]

Ah, thanks. I can help put one up, no big deal. It's not hard. Where's yer temple? You can have some of the eggs if you want.

[lonely, godless Shinki. And chickens.]

I got another offer but ill keep yours in mind. is your temple underground or something?

[ As long as he has a place to stay, Zero doesn't care. ]

Most of it.

[ The entrance is above ground. ]

[...strange. But heck, his previous shinki was a reincarnated battleship. Who knows what other beings that have been brought here to play gods and shinki. Yamanami just makes a mental note to be prepared for this shinki, whatever they may look or sounds like. His voice certainly doesn't give away any apprehension, light and friendly as it is.] There's no need to give me anything in return, but thank you for your offer, Zangetsu-san.

[He'll then pass Zangetsu some directions to his temple ("Guan Yu's temple. The area is mountainous yet covered in thick forests, with a wide river running at the base of the mountains. There'll be a path that will lead you to the temple's entrance. I'm afraid it's quite a walk."), before ending with:]

I'll wait for you at the main entrance. Oh, and before I forget. My real name is Yamanami Keisuke. I look forward to meeting you and your chickens.

[Zangetsu will find that Yamanami wasn't kidding when he said that the shinki was in for a walk: it's honestly more of a hike. At least the scenery's beautiful, with tall peaks, patches of greenery and portions of the waterfall interspersed with the mist.

Yamanami will be at the outer gate, keeping an eye out for his visitor. Compared to the huge imposing doorway, he looks quite small and scrawny.]

Underground can be comfy. But I ain't sure the chickens would like it too much. they like to be in trees and shit

[yeah you better prepare yourself. He's by far and away the strangest looking Shinki here in his normal form. His former vessel forms are almost embarrassingly normal by comparison.

Either way, sounds like a nice enough place. Similar to Jin's temple, in a way.]

Roger. Be there soon.

[he packs up his few things and sets out. Surprisingly, it only takes him about an hour and a half to get there. Climbing isn't much of a problem when you can walk on air and jump twenty feet straight up.

He arrives sooner than any normal person should, and he is... very odd looking. His long hair is pulled back into a loose ponytail. He has on a large backpack and two duffle-bags swung over his shoulders. The bags are open, and five hens (two in the left bag and three in the right) poke their heads out, apparently nonplussed by their strange travel accommodations.

The voice distortion wasn't a function of the device, and his voice comes out in person just as odd and warbly]

Are you Yamanami?

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[As much as he had been trying to prepare himself, there's still a moment of "Good lord what the hell are you" when Yamanami gets the first glimpse of Zangetsu. No, the shinki was really not something he had expected.]

[But where are his manners? Sannan quickly forces the surprise in his expression away, using the precious few seconds before Zangetsu's properly arrived to bring out a friendly, calm smile and a hand wave to greet the white being.

He really, really hopes he hasn't just invited a demon into his house. But then again, what demon would care for pet chickens? He probably can't be all that bad.]

Indeed I am. It's nice to meet you in person, Zangetsu-san. And your hens as well! [Yamanami looks at the hens, giving them a welcome smile too, before he returns his attention to his guest.]

Please come in. I was thinking about spaces for the pen, and I think the empty grass area near the house might be suitable for your pets. [As they walk into the temple compound, Zangetsu will be able to discern that the temple complex is huge, and made out of several buildings built on separate plateaus connected by stone bridges. It's a grand place.

Yamanami brings Zangetsu pass what seems to be the main temple building. They cross one bridge to a garden, and then after walking through that garden they'll cross another, before they finally reach a surprisingly simple mid-sized cottage. And true to Yamanami's word, there's ample flat grass space for the chickens to run around and scratch.]

I hope this area is suitable. Otherwise, I'd be glad to take you on a tour of the grounds until we find somewhere that suits your hens.

You can't keep chickens in a pen. They have to be free. ESPECIALLY FIVE. Let them do what they want!!!

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